Christian Hartman

Travel as much as possible, Photograph what I see and then take forever to post them 🌎📷🤓

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

My parents used to talk about the Bicentennial celebrations and I've been looking forward to the events that were meant to take place this year......wtf is going on!?! I really really wish I could say I don't know how we got here....

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

lol this is nothing special to Gen X…We all did/do this in our 20s

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

@TownsUsa Alban most definitely looks like he was an excellent dog.

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

@KrisLuckPhoto Needed to hear this 🙏

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’m a ninja turtles millennial, not a spongebob millenial.

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

@missus_wormy It was…

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

@souporsonic_ Can be super glitchy at times but I'll take that over Hinge or Tinder any day

[halo 𐙚 @pIain_tofu]

I think everyone who says they like Lacroix is fucking lying

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

This is basically what Cuomo did in NY before he resigned...🤞

[Axios @axios]

SCOOP: The Trump administration is expected to reclassify marijuana as soon as today https://t.co/i83PW0B0pz

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

@ramit My 'DO' list is very different (except for the document part)
My 'DON'T' list however is almost exactly spot on the same. I like to plan and prepare to allow for intentional spontaneity. One thing I don't want to do is be figuring out what I want to do when I'm on the ground.

[Jackson @Jacksonsrule]

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini
or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to be with someone you’re truly compatible with, to travel, experience life, laugh a lot and share something real for as long as it feels right, whether that’s a season or a lifetime)

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

@souporsonic_ Wild, right? Sometimes people don’t realize things can get way more fun l, even if you put in the most basic amount of effort

[x-broad street sufferer @bstreetsufferer]

REAL PHILADELPHIANS DONT GO TO GENOS FOR A CHEESESTEAK 🚨 🚨

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

As someone who was raised in an extremely religious household (Irish-Catholic) and stopped practicing as soon as I was on my own...well, I never in my life thought I'd be agreeing with the Catholic church so much.

[Christian Hartman @MyNameIs_X]

Every time I see the Jurassic Park themed Jeep driving around my neighborhood I want to wave them down and become best friends with whoever is behind the wheel.

[Deidre J Owen @deidrejowen]

I miss the days when I, an average US citizen, could go literal weeks without hearing or even thinking about the United States president.