arrested develobitch

whatever floats the boat

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

A Spider-Man movie, but I'm Spider-Man and MaryJane is just marijuana.

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

The fact that I started yeeting myself onto metal rods and wooden boxes and shit with 8 little wheels strapped to my feet?? Like, who am I?

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

cabbage beef n noodle

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

I want a movie where someone slips into a coma a few months before the covid pandemic and wakes up mid-pandemic, mid civil rights movement, mid etc.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

Pleased to say my dad grilled not one, but TWO steaks this year for Father’s Day.

[K.Flay @kflay]

I PROUDLY PRESENT… FOUR LETTER CATS

WOW IM A LUNATIC

https://t.co/rgv2BVqBjj

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

Y’all are LUCKY my nipples are inverted

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

Imagine a scene from South Park, but it’s Jimmy Neutron instead of Eric, Sheen instead of Stan, Carl instead of Kyle, and Jimmy’s dad instead of Kenny

[Nina Luckshmi Mohan @NinaLMohan]

the official arthur page asked people to wish mr. ratburn and his husband a happy 2 year anniversary and the comments are a journey

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

I did it! I chose the winning profession!!!!

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

I like to trip with my eyes ~closed~

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

Today is good so far. Scary.

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

#NewProfilePic #sadsophiabox

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

I’d like to clarify that I would never go back to my small town only to get my back popped, but it’s nice to know that if I ever do walk in that building again, I can expect a nice adjustment and not a cPTSD episode

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

All my old high school peers are butthurt because the last of the town bars is officially gone and bought out by a chiropractor. I, on the other hand, am ecstatic because that bar held a significant amount of my childhood trauma in it AND I like to get my back popped🥰🥰

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

ITS ABOUT TIME FOR BITMOJIS TO BE ABLE TO WEAR FLANNELS

[arrested develobitch @MyNamesNotBrick]

@tinynewbornbaby I had the same issue lol the keychain is great cause it also doubles as a little fidget thingy. I’m sure you could make earrings or something too which would be wicked