JP

Special Education Teacher, music lover, Captain America fan, Mets fan, wise ass - not necessarily in that order.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Fucking losers lol

[JP @MyPerler]

@BackintheBronze I'd probably end up reading them alphabetically. America, Atom, Marvel then Savage.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

These new alien files say we got a radio signal from over a million light years away. A light year is 5.8 trillion miles and that is from one million years in the past. NASA used 17 linked supercomputers for 18 months to decrypt it. Scientists rejoiced when finally a decoded string of characters was printed out at Marshall Space Flight Center near Huntsville. It said "Trump f*cked kids with Jeffrey Epstein"

[JP @MyPerler]

@ProudElephant We're cool with him getting arrested for any Epstein related crimes. We want all of them to face justice, not just a select few.

[JP @MyPerler]

@LeadingReport Counterpoint: no, he doesn't.

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

Are you there God? It's me. Margaret - your cousin, Margaret BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to THIS!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Liberals say that Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our republic.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

[Dylan Goforth @DGoforth918]

I did not watch the Puppy Bowl last night. I watched the All-American Puppy Bowl. It was crazy when Kristi Noem executed all the puppies. Should have seen that coming I guess.

[JP @MyPerler]

@atrupar But how soon before they walk back their criticism?

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

@Muskstaycalm Dude's a pedophile.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Amazing. Beyond parody. The Netflix writers’ room would have thrown this proposed stat out.

And yet…

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.

If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Elon outing Trump for being in the Epstein files is like the pot calling the kettle a pedophile.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Yeah, these Epstein drops are bad, but it’s not like he kicked a tail-light or something.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

The Trumps are out of control. Four journalists have been arrested by Donald, and almost as many moviegoers are being tortured by Melania.

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.