TrueRetailTales

I work and discount retail and have decided to make this twitter to tell you all about my experiences

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First day back at work and 1: Till crashes and I have to move tills 2: We run out of bags...where is the 3rd?... :(

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#DearCustomer : Can you double bag that
Me: I'll split it between two bags for you
C: *grabs bag off me* No I want a double bag not two bags

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When #DearCustomer tells you the same thing you have already heard 100 times already today

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@CPDwench @SWilliamBrown33 Exactly XD

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How to tell #dearcustomer is a regular. They ask what's up cause you say you're alright instead of good when they ask how you are

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#RetailLife That moment when you realize your boss has screwed up the rota and you may have to work your day off.

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Ok. Next #DearCustomer who accuses me of false advertising cause their favourite drink isn't on offer is going to get a seriously evil glare

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#DearCustomer , I don't care if there is 1 or 100 others in the queue. You will join it and not skip it or I will serve you last of all.

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Yes, #DearCustomers we are short staffed today but I don't need to hear it from all of you. I hear it enough from my colleagues thank you :x

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#DearCustomer , If you are gonna say an item is on offer by bringing the shelf sign...don't bring one saying a different brand. I can read!

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#DearCustomer : This is meant to be (amount)
Me: Sorry, that is a multiprice item not sale
C: I don't want it then
Me: adds to pile*

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#DearCustomers who need 3 double bags for 10 small, light items complain our emergency bags are weak? They are the reason we need them :X

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#dearcustomer : It's quiet today isn't it?
What I say: Yes
What I'm thinking: Uh yeah. It's New Years Day and hardly anywhere else is open

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#DearCustomer is told that we close in 5 mins...spends ages comparing 2 things and refuses to go to the till until the minute we close

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To everyone in #retailhell : Enjoy Christmas Day tomorrow.Heaven knows we all deserve it! Then together we will make it through the sales.

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#retailhell you are dreading boxing day sales. Then you fulind out your store is starting theirs Christmas Eve

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#retailfunny as if #dearcustomer brought four sparkly letters to make a swear with XD

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#rareretailmoments wanting everyone in Christmas jumpers is worth it when a little child sees and goes 'look it's Olaf!' With a big smile

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#DearCustomer: It's busy today isn't it?
What I Say: Yes it is.
What I'm thinking: Oh the giant line means that. Thanks Captain Obvious

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Don't have the cigarette's #DearCustomer wants so they shout at me to put items already scanned back. Yeah, that won't make them appear ;X