Sebastian

Bacon is my love language. Intelligence is an aphrodisiac. I have good intentions often followed by bad ideas. I’m not my age…I’m my energy.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@sponge11032 @Phantom2Phlyer @creation247 He did the same thing to me.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@Charlottereulet @hollow_maven @JurassicConifer That’s what I need. I need flowers that are set it and forget it.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@RealCheckMarker @trishorwen True, but I don’t typically associate with people who would consider saying that. Everyone in my circle believes in science.

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@PattiLynn225087 @Acyn You think Indians can’t be racist or capitalize on racism? Mullin is whatever race is most advantageous at the time. He’s white when he wants privilege and Indian when he wants to avoid accountability.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

New statement from Scott Pelley:

“Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism against chaos.

For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.

At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers. I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to “keep up the good fight.” Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well.”

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@MHPoison1 @PTSportsFix My Lakers during the Magic era. I had to let them go when they got Shaq. I didn’t like Shaq. That’s how I became a Knicks fan.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@GAMERBOY3331 @sirferrell2 You’re defending rapists and pedophiles. The white community is so fucking pathetic.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@TerriWallace123 @KatieMiller @CurtisHouck So you don’t want merit.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@intigriti Volleyball.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@RealKathreptis @CNBC I’m not surprised.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@MHPoison1 What?!?!

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

Every June we deal with stupid assholes who don’t know when military appreciation month is. They’re mad at LGBTQ for having parades. Who do they think is responsible for planning parades?

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@malcomgee66 @creation247 Do you realize how often he wrote flys that his autocorrect quit?

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@Phantom2Phlyer @creation247 How the fuck are you military and you don’t know that Military Appreciation Month was in May? Oh that’s right…you’re too preoccupied waiting to hate on the other month. You literally wasted your month waiting to hate on the next month.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

The nuclear family…where the husband cheats on his wives, is a convicted rapist, and protects pedophiles.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

When Ahmaud Aubrey didn’t run, y’all said he should have. A young black boy runs for his life, and y’all say he was wrong. Y’all keep moving the goalposts to justify killing black people.

[Sebastian @MySimpleAss]

@ZeimaLovail @PaulNeilon @shannonsharpeee Running from a man with a gun doesn’t imply guilt of committing a crime. It’s the natural human response to run for your life. I guess you completely disregard a natural human response when you refuse to see black people as human.