MySnakesSolid

In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[annie flop @floptography]

Orange chicken, beer, and youtube for dinner

[MySnakesSolid @MySnakesSolid]

@Sneeze313 @dezuss9 @Jaffamuncher2 @Lizard_116 @Christonic18 @LukeCB14 Literally when Taken King came out you fucking tourist.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[MySnakesSolid @MySnakesSolid]

@chumpyjones @Acyn Yea because none of them spent millions of dollars of taxpayer money on “renovations” that did absolutely nothing

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Skely @123skely]

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king.

I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

No, Ted, my friends died as and will always be United States Marines, you despicable fuck.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Happy for him

[MySnakesSolid @MySnakesSolid]

@StocksSquats @w10377709 @allenanalysis Literal smoothbrain semantics. “You aren’t actually paying the tariffs, you’re spending more money on a product so the company can pay the tariffs 🤓”
We are paying more for products because of tariffs

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@catturd2 Cry about your hurt feelings snowflake

[MySnakesSolid @MySnakesSolid]

@ArmchairW COPE HARDER

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@ProlibertateESP @Focus_entmt My codex literally says the Sea Wolves have dark skin

[MySnakesSolid @MySnakesSolid]

@CyberPunkCortes @JayinKyiv How can you talk while slobbering on that boot?

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

😂

[Jenni @hashjenni]

i just know her husband doesn't stress her out she's glowing

[TheOrigenist @OrthodoxOrigen]

The fundamentalist mind cannot comprehend the possibility that evolution is God’s method of creation.