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@eeehh__ Really you only have journals going back 3 years, because your hosue burned down.

Boom roasted.

Just like your house.

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@eeehh__ No. Show it. Show it all.

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@pabalabalan It would be so fire

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@eeehh__ Sugondeese independence?

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Forget D.A.R.E., make every 5th grader watch Requiem for a Dream.

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The Rogue and Kitty Pride love triangle with Ice-Man in X-Men is beautiful. The girl who can't touch anything and the girl who can't touch anything both in love with the boy who can't be touched.

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Every man shares one brain cell and it is used by whatever man is watching Lord of the Rings and needs to tell a woman that Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe when he kicked the orc helmet in The Two Towers and that's why his scream is so powerful.

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I was today days old when I finally learned which two towers were the two towers in The Two Towers.

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@dinny_chin No, because I don't play white

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@eeehh__ Oh wow, the return of the sex tweet. Incredible.

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@eeehh__ @Deus_LexMachina Thought you were celibate. Curious.

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If you see this, post a knight.

[Dinny @dinny_chin]

If you see this, post a knight.

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@marrettgartin @SheaSerrano Yes

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@marrettgartin @SheaSerrano I've seen the movie

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@marrettgartin @SheaSerrano That's...... not an action movie?

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If you start Return of the Jedi 1997 special edition VHS with exclusive George Lucas interview before the movie at 9:49:22, the second Death Star will blow up exactly at midnight.

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@eeehh__ Classic sex tweet to start the new year!

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If you start My Cousin Vinny at 10:12:43 seconds, the prosecution will dismiss the case against the defendants at exactly midnight.

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If you start the VHS copy of Star Wars: A New Hope 1997 edition with the pre-movie exclusive interview with George Lucas at 9:57:03pm, the Death Star will blow up exactly at midnight.