WhatsUpKiddo

married to your mom. not qualified to be a parent.

[WhatsUpKiddo @MyStepKids]

@bedtimeisgood Still more interesting than interacting with our family

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@goodreads Mort(e) by Robert Repino. It’s like a dark Animorphs in reverse. The animals become humanoid and rise up against the humans. And it’s a sEriesssss

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

We're back!! Trixie Motel: Drag Me Home is coming to @hgtv next summer! https://t.co/FhlC5TSe8F @DVDSLVR @trixiemotel

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@goodreads The Gregor the Overlander series by Suzanne Collins. I’ve read it so many times but before I ever even read it myself, my sister told me the entire plot while she read it.

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Can’t afford hibachi but I can watch my homie roll the j

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@goodreads Mort(e) by Robert Repino

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@goodreads Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson!

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@yuyileal333 @goodreads Mr. Medina would be proud

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Ur not building a PC from scratch in my America

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@magurwrath @asfixea Can’t dislike shit w these snowflake ass sites anymore 👎🏻

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And on top of everything else the crocs cowboy boots only come in brown ‼️⁉️

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Bet ur man can’t do THIS

*makes it weird*

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@sydjaereads They’re like sci-fi storybook style philosophical lessons. You should read it!

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It’s not bullying; it’s the world giving you an opportunity to defend your honor. 👍🏻

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@aphrolea It’s so…😏

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@markiplier Circumcised

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@sangolvr Jesus is always with you because he lives in your heart ❤️

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“We are guilty as a culture […] of looking at cats through dog-colored glasses and expecting them to behave the same way, to seek attention the same way, to seek approval the same way… and the difference between cats and dogs couldn’t be any more wide.”
😿
- @JacksonGalaxy

[WhatsUpKiddo @MyStepKids]

“I love myself but I hate the way I am”

- @trixiemattel

[WhatsUpKiddo @MyStepKids]

Tried a bidet for the first time on accident and I can’t stop crying.

3/10 👍🏻