🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷

probably hanging out with a dumb bitch..... surprise motherfucker I’m the dumb bitch.

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

“Why are you on tinder? Even blind people wouldn’t swipe” - 2018

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

So… you can buy a hot tub for £350 and someone needs to tell me not to.

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Just found a scape along the side of my neck and tell me why it’s only now it starts fucking killing?! Fuck man

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

I need to stop eating just cause there’s food there cause I always make myself sick

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

I make poor life decisions and I stand by them.

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

I cannot express how fucking excited I am to finally be better my sofa for the living room! Thank fuck for Christmas and January sales! 2023 we’re off to a bang!

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Not me with work at 9 and I’m barely able to fucking close my eyes for 2 mins and it’s 4am….

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

As if sams massive Samsung tv has stopped working after leaving it for less than 3 days while we were away for Christmas

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Whenever I am sad sam always always always makes sure I’m ok and cooks me my comfort food. I really couldn’t ask for more…

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

There’s a fine fine line between wanting rollerskates and having money

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Quick someone tell me not to buy roller skates!!

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Wearing cowboy boots really got me out here dreaming about a cowboy gonna come sweep me off my feet 🤠

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Alicent can fuck right fucking off what a grade A bitch

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

I’m kind of hating this calorie counting it’s making weight loss soooo much worse because I’m constantly thinking about food and what I can’t have

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

There is no nicer feeling than when you wake up at like 2am and have to get up to pee but when you get back the bed and the duvet still hold your heat so it’s all cosy when you cuddle back in.

[Girlguiding @Girlguiding]

It is with profound sadness that we have learned of the death of our Patron, Her Majesty The Queen. Our deepest sympathies are with the Royal Family at this very sad time. https://t.co/DdHeXsL5h1

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Fosse park is Leicester is so fucking sweaty I don’t know how to explain it but fuck the heat is too much

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

@jordan_warwick Mental init

[jords @jordan_warwick]

ohhhhh so this is what it feels like when you actually enjoy your job!

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Why is it so fucking hard to find somewhere to remove my implant. Like Christ just get it out of me.

[🌷🌺 Laura Elizabeth🌺🌷 @MyVodkaPayne]

Got a mullier rice pud thinking it was gonna be beaut and it’s fucking vile and ruined my life. 3/10