jords

💙💜💗 25 | she/her | gemini

[jords @jordan_warwick]

A workplace romance... with an age gap 👀
https://t.co/cj8BP5JhCG

[jords @jordan_warwick]

@BBCRadio2 love these girlies! #remembermonday

[jords @jordan_warwick]

@BBCRadio2 looooove this song by remember Monday!

[jords @jordan_warwick]

@MyVodkaPayne

[jords @jordan_warwick]

“Placentas are fun to play with when they’re warm”

[jords @jordan_warwick]

January is going on forever

[jords @jordan_warwick]

The day I care about men’s World Cup is when women’s football gets the same status and respect

[jords @jordan_warwick]

a short sci-fi story about a boy named Archie, anyone?

https://t.co/GjBkFO9IPh

[jords @jordan_warwick]

Fancy a bedtime story? ✍️😄
https://t.co/PWQgE5Lc81

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

[jords @jordan_warwick]

Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government https://t.co/dBVBPja1G4

[jords @jordan_warwick]

Candles lit, instrumental music playing, romantic book of historical fantasy open and being read.. cohzeeeeeee

[Zaffre Books @ZaffreBooks]

'A gorgeous, dark and chilling gothic novel which reminded me a little of Jane Eyre' ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review

#MrsEngland by @stacey_halls is only £3 on @audibleuk for a limited time only!

https://t.co/9dcfXd3DS3

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA

[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers

[jords @jordan_warwick]

ohhhhh so this is what it feels like when you actually enjoy your job!

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

i think it's very funny that the house of the dragon guys are like "we want to reflect the misogyny of the time period" the time period is the twelfth of makebelieve. it's the 149th year of sir gooby the dragonfoot. it's the eighth age of targabargabor. it's literally made up

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

Owami Davies is still missing.

The police suggest she could very much be anywhere at the moment.

Can we please ramp up pressure to find her in Local communities and in mainstream media.

Enough isn’t being done at the moment 🤦🏽‍♂️ treat it as if she is family.

#FindOwamiDavies

[jords @jordan_warwick]

not a student walking in while I’m trying to erase the tomato pasta stain on my white top with my tongue 🤦🏻‍♀️