Warmth

This is my account, my TL, my tweets so if you don't like or agree with what I write don't read them and block yourself out. I'm the only queen here.

[Hand Solo™ @RdrJay47]

I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

Twitter's always got those pesky viruses when you go into pervert links. Why? I'm just trying to get off. Do that shit to vegans.

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

@holymackerelcow indeed

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

@holymackerelcow lol yes, I'm very well hydrated

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

@holymackerelcow ;)

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

@holymackerelcow prove it

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

*stabs you*
omg i'm so sorry
*stabs you again*

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

My newly discovered superpower is acting like I will give you the time of your life and then getting ignored once that time is up.

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

Let's film a porno and then show your parents.

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

By the time I'm done traveling through so many levels of hell there should be someone waiting for me with a "get away with murder" card.

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

@75Susann @Underchilde I'm here.

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

If all you want is love, you will never get it. People show up in life for pleasure and not understanding. Their minds aren't that evolved.

['ti Reynard @tiReynard]

Ugh. Admit it. More than half of you wouldn't leave me alone with your man for five minutes

A-ha. Thank god most men last three 😏

[Warmth @MyWarmth]

I'm about to kill Bill.

[Quit hacking my account asshole @iemmap229]

[Court]
Judge: What's your reason for divorce?
*leans into mic*
*clears throat*
"She gave me a fruitcake."
*crowd yells*
Judge: ORDER!!

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

Buy your coworkers fruitcake for Christmas to ensure they'll never talk to you again.

You're welcome.