Dane Bramage

Cali Native. Sailor. Professional Bubble Burster. Word Nerd Pronouns: Fuck/Off

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

I grab it nice and tight...and I start to push it in...niiiiice and slow. It's so hot and wet, I have to be careful.

I push and keep pushing till it's all the way in.

Annnnd I'm done.

--me, with my French press.

#SensualCoffee

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@SteaknShake Your food is full of maga bullshit.

I'm good.

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@theliamnissan Wait...it's Miami...and it's FREEZING...AND there's NO AC???

🤔🤔🫪😆💀💀💀

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

Tell me you don't know how to fold a burrito without telling me you don't know how to fold a burrito.

"HACK."

[sara -ʀʏꜱᴛʀᴀᴠᴇ- jayne 💛💤 @rystrave]

Wtf is this sorcery

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

No more Rocket boss balloons AND they're resetting my teams to battle ANY balloon at random?

Cool cool cool.

No yeah, I'm totally gonna keep playing.

You guys suck.

@PokemonGoApp @ScopelyExplore

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@Sassafrass_84 I couldn't dream of ever reaching the level of stupid that you have somehow reached. The mental gymnastics you do to remain in the maga cult is almost impressive if it wasn't so sad.

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@careym74 @DeadDad01 @theliamnissan @grok I mean, he's a fucking idiot in a cult.

What do you expect?

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@algorithmsayshi Yup.

That's a nice butt.

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@Whatevah_Amy If anyone thinks you're not "their type" that's fine. But ay man with one brain cells would STFU and at least be able to see why SOOOOOO many other men find you so fucking desirable. But...what do I know.

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@Clara05sulli

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@305miami6924 TDS is for all the ones that think he's any kind of decent/smart/not ped0 person.

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@youlooklikeamom Tiddies..snek...is this your audition for "From Dusk Til Dawn"...?

🫣🫶🏼😓

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@RedDevilDawg1 @305miami6924 YAFI

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@nlyonne *Twitter

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@SusanKirk748494 @JonLemire I wish my brain were as smooth as yours so I could believe so blindly and confidently...

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@WhiteHouse He would be an orange lantern...for all the reasons.

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

If I had to choose between your pu$$y and having telepathy, I'd choose your pu$$y.

Mind you, it's not because it's pretty and looks delicious which I'm sure it is.

I'd choose your pu$$y because telepathy is a curse more than it is a blessing.

I'm just sayin...

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

Just what Liam Neeson would say if he kept getting PWN3D by real Komrade Patriots!😆

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Listen up you slack-jawed ivermectin-swilling Trump-humping chucklefucks, I am not the actor Liam Neeson

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@youlooklikeamom The unmitigated villainy. 🫣

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

@algorithmsayshi Italian wine, generally, does not disappoint.🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Gonna try to find it...I love a good red.

[Dane Bramage @MyWayvohs]

OK, but only as friends.

[🌸 Fifi 🌸 @BookQueen00]

Your mouth. My nipples. Right now.