Hi,

I’m an idiot. See proof below.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

@tpilger15 Have you tried pressing CTRL + G

[p. @sixinchbeys]

OMGGGG

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

i’m both a “sleeping” and “awake” type of person. it depends on how much energy I have and the time of day.

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i'm both a "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person. it depends on my mood and who u are.

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

@vinniethepooh2 Congrats Vin!

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

https://t.co/YVE5bZOBL2

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

Water in cumulonimbus clouds be like

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Getting ready to DROP

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Why would u want the wife delivering your baby to be mid

[Anderson @andrson_andrsen]

now this is cinema

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

Getting out of bed after being hungover all morning

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

Just bought a loaf of bread aka Wheat Thicks™️

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

My parents circa 1998

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I made this gloopy orb.

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

“If it gets sexy that’s on you”

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

@tpilger15

[Hi, @My_Names_John]

Some of y’all never took Adventure Ed in high school and it shows