Myk Osborne

desperately seeking Saddam Hussein's Stargate

[Myk Osborne @Myk_Osborne]

Want your fans to give you money for the things you do? Try this
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[Myk Osborne @Myk_Osborne]

@LouPerez Where's Wilhelm?

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@SenseiCarl_ Landed in Abu Dhabi instead of Japan? It's good, but it's not right.

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@VonWaco @Variety His name is Michael Expensive Shoe. Get 👏 it 👏 right 👏!

[The Guerilla King @RobThomasComedy]

Two Families...

[Myk Osborne @Myk_Osborne]

@dickmasterson You can be an AmeriCan or a CAN'Tnadian

[Captain Bendy @robmulholland]

I got shot with high-powered airsoft rifles to promote my UK tour which is ONSALE NOW!!!

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@JayMac_Slacking @Friended4Ever @PSA_Sitch There's no need for the comic book after this

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I reckon if I come back here at the right time then someone is gonna have a quest for me

[Phil Chapman @IAmPhilChapman]

A second Phil Chapman tour has been announced. Come see me next year

[Myk Osborne @Myk_Osborne]

@MsMelChen They used to have meat in them, hence the name. They are good though, if you're not expecting meat.

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@DelusionPosting The Lion King is a remake. It's Hamlet for kids.

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@crocoduck_king @CHSommers America?

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@MetroUK @HWCCLiverpool Maybe believe facts instead of "all women" you hacks

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@LucyABeaumont Got a tour show to promote have you?

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@SenseiCarl_ The only cure is a bacon buttie, a Lucozade, a packet of salt and vinegar crisps and a half bottle of Absolut Vodka.

[Myk Osborne @Myk_Osborne]

@SWAIM_CORP Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

[Tony Carroll @tonycarroll14]

First time gigging in a church so decided to live out a childhood dream doing Madonna like a prayer. Think I’m assed

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@Buddyhead @RobThomasComedy Monkeys do hoard food though.

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@HSugarCookie You, are dead sound

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@PSA_Sitch Give 'em 2.54 centimetres and they'll take 1.609 kilometres