Eko Mykel

Hard to understand,easily misunderstood but simple.

[Adetutu @badtutuu]

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

@Luprimha Exactly the comment I've been looking for.
This blue tick guys just keep cooking up a story every 2hrs

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

@IdrisAOni1 @ronkecarew I've been trying to catch your attention. I need your scholarly opinion on a matter. Can I DM?

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Liverpool just chill for 24hrs and I can bet one of my balls, Luis Enrique would be willing to come over #ArneSlot

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

@KingJordan_57 @Marvel Exactly!

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

I thought we agreed to dress the way we want to be addressed???

[𝔻𝕖𝕩 🇧🇷 @Kraytur3]

Landed from the USA, went to a Lagos nightclub wearing Dunlop slippers shorts and black singlet

Ladies looking at me with Bombastic side eye Disgust

20 mins later 6 Dorime on my table, Shared drinks to strangers cos I don’t drink. People will always Rate your Appearance First

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

@malantrent @beemuhamma So, you came here, saw a nice story, then went to type your own airbender story... abi?!

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

What is that anime character in Spain??

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Can someone please explain to me why Russia owns this part of Germany?

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

This thread ehn!!
Movie so good the dialogue stuck

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"We are both legal professionals. Your business is to apply the law, mine is to break it. You studied your profession. Why would you assume I haven't studied mine?"

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Years ago, I used to think sex does not involve insertion. You just hover or lay atop "and wait for the magic to happen".

Infact, my understanding, then, of that movie Thunderbolt: Magun, was that if you mistakenly insert you'll get stuck.

I was innocent 😇

[The Odin @TheOdin_II]

Why is sex always like we are pumping water from a well?

Must we really be going up and down like we are fixing a generator?

Why can we not just put it inside, relax, hold each other, and wait for the magic to happen?

🤷‍♂️

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Community Notes be doing the Lord's work🙏🏼

[EFCC Nigeria @officialEFCC]

Disregard Bala Mohammed's Wild Claims - EFCC

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission,  EFCC,   views with great displeasure the claims of Bauchi State Governor,  His Excellency,  Bala Mohammed about the Commission being used by  political opponents, particularly the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Nyesom Wike, to persecute him and his aides.  

These claims are as wild as they are far- fetched. The EFCC is an independent agency created to fight economic and financial crimes. The Commission is non- partisan and discharges its mandate without affection or ill will. The attempt to portray it as a pliable agency that panders to the demands of certain political interests is therefore mischievous and condemnable.

It is derogatory for Mohammed to ascribe the Commission’s activities in Bauchi State to the Influence of Mr. Wike.  It is important to state that no political office holder is in a position to influence the investigative activities of the Commission. If Bala Mohammed wants to be honest, he would have revealed to Nigerians that he was standing trial for money laundering at the time he won election as governor of Bauchi State. Only the constitutional Immunity from prosecution, which his current office attracts, has put that case in abeyance.  Who also influenced the Commission to investigate him in 2016 and charge him to court? 

In the instant case, the facts against some officials of Bauchi State government are already placed before the court.  Members of the public can access the charges and decide for themselves whether the case is borne out of vendetta or is a product of painstaking investigation by the EFCC. They will also understand why Bala Mohammed as the approving authority in Bauchi State is mentioned in the charge. 

Crying wolf over issues of terrorism financing is like clutching at straws. The Commission did not invent the law, and where there are offences punishable by extant laws, EFCC will be failing in its responsibility to do otherwise. 

Public accountability should be the priority of politicians of all persuasions. It is the height of hypocrisy for opposition politicians to be quick to scream persecution each time an opposition figure is called to account but are mute when a member of the ruling party faces the same ordeal.   Recently the Commission arraigned a ranking member of the ruling party in court for alleged corruption, and not a whimper of persecution was heard from any of the political divide.

Governor Mohammed should face the governance of Bauchi State and allow the EFCC focus more on cleaning the financial space of the nation, in line with its assigned mandate.

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Tf is Raya doing there???

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

Who should stand up for De Gea to sit?

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Her- "Were you sleeping"
Me- "Yeah, your call woke me"
Her- "Don't worry, just go back to sleep"
Me- "I'm awake already, so talk"
Her- "No, you can go back to sleep"
Me- "MADAM, TALK... I'm wide awake"

Because if you dare go back to sleep you'll wake the next day to WAR

[Dash @WATTBA10]

Male ego 😭

Gets woken up by a phone call

"You were asleep?" -Her

"No...." - me

"You know I know what u sound like when you're sleeping right?" - her

"I wasn't asleep" 😭

Why do we have issues admitting when we're asleep? I know I'm not the only one 😆

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Hear me out...
Your TikTok fyp is an accurate description of you

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

LIKE SERIOUSLY?!

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

I was a housewife. My husband had an extra marital affair with his younger, hot colleague. Eventually we separated. He was working in the spices industry. So I setup my own spices factory and scaled it up to 300 Cr in an year & took over his company. Also married his best friend.

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Tactics ni!!

[FinestDoveTruth @FinestDoveTruth]

Once in a while don’t use condom even if you are not ready to father a child.

You need to know if your sperm can father a child.

Although you may be running heater shelter after she gets pregnant but you will know in the back if your mind that you are not impotent.

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

@Nefisah001 It's what I do

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

Unrelated.
You see this car-port..., I did something similar and it looks just as good

[Nefisah💕 @Nefisah001]

My Oga's husband told me to look for some1 to design the car he bought to surprise her for her birthday. The lady charged us 200k for material and design. I said okay, I checked YT on how to do it, I bought material of 4500, balloon 1k, ribbon 500. Did it myself and got paid 😌

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

You go explain tire

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

people who end messages with “lol” we see you, we honor you

[Eko Mykel @Mykel4x]

@ObafemiFawibe Your last paragraph explains it all because wtf