MyKey

everything I say here is unfiltered nonsense. not to be taken seriously.

[MyKey @Mykey915]

When I first moved to NYC I was invited to go to a show and a dive bar. There was a girl that still had that giant security tag on her blouse. I was the only one who laughed in my group.

That’s when I realized I was hanging out with a bunch of losers.

[MyKey @Mykey915]

Hey @adidas can we get a @limpbizkit release of superstars based on the cover? Significant Superstar. And can I get a pair?

[MyKey @Mykey915]

Yall should’ve just kept it to yourselves and waited for more files to be released. :/

[MyKey @Mykey915]

Bought tickets for the mars volta when they went on sale at $100 each only for @Ticketmaster to drop them to $40. I should get a partial refund.

[MyKey @Mykey915]

If @instagram can stop refreshing between subway train stops that would be great

[MyKey @Mykey915]

Hey @mta how about you place the wait time of the next train on the bottom or top of the ads. Or is this just a digital billboard?

[MyKey @Mykey915]

@wwe yall fucked for doing that to Octagón. What next Mil Mascaras? Atlantis? El Santo?

[MyKey @Mykey915]

@WWEShop raised the price on @PENTAELZEROM’s mask :(

From $75 to $90 #wwe #penta #luchalibre

[MyKey @Mykey915]

RT @offspring: It's always great seeing our friend Jimmy!
Thank you for having us tonight!

📷: Randy Holmes

[MyKey @Mykey915]

Rebranding oatmeal is hilarious! “Instant oatmeal sales are down. I know let’s make them wait one day and call it overnight oats!”

Fucking genius.

[MyKey @Mykey915]

#WWERaw zzZzZzzZz boring

[MyKey @Mykey915]

Forget about the Tyson fight, but how are the Beach Boys still performing? They’ve been performing even before the advent of color television.

[MyKey @Mykey915]

Bring Vince to @AEW

[MyKey @Mykey915]

I was about to arrive 20 minutes early to work now I’m running 10 minutes late & counting. Fuck yo @MTA

[MyKey @Mykey915]

YouTube and it’s 5 ads https://t.co/hgK6NRylVY

[MyKey @Mykey915]

@YouTube cut the ads please. don’t interrupt the Obamas

[MyKey @Mykey915]

why is there a press conference for the earthquake?

mayor of nyc: nypd will continue to inspect bags to make sure no earthquakes get through our subway system.

[MyKey @Mykey915]

just felt an earthquake in queens

[MyKey @Mykey915]

@AppleSupport TV does not turn back on with remote or Siri when ARC is activated - activate ARC, it’s great after 8 hours or so then the TV shuts off completely. And the only way to turn it back on is by unplugging the power source. After 6mo of testing- eARC is the culprit

[MyKey @Mykey915]

I bought this today. I also didn’t know today is the 25th anniversary of Americana. Made my day. @offspring