Myles

...enjoy yourself, it's later than you think

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

#WeStandTogether

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

The fascinating history of a lost city centre street and the flats that sat on top of the Arndale Centre
https://t.co/FUiABqSDlX

[Manchester Football Association @Manchester_FA]

Well done again to @FCUnitedMcr on retaining the #McrPremierCup against @FCTrafford.

More footage to follow in the morning on what had been a terrific evening.

Also, credit to both sets of supporters who were very vocal. 👏

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

@TheMancUK 💩

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

#Dotard of the day award goes too @Liz_Wheeler - well done, keep up the good work

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

@Liz_Wheeler @StuBrennanMEN @BeverleyBlue @Liz_Wheeler are you really that dumb? Perhaps a different colour hair dye may help? Although I suspect the best cure would be to blow your brains out with one of your beloved guns (if they make bullets that small)

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

#isitok I just Challenged @BorisJohnson to pedalo across the English Channel in support of the NHS. Yes! Go to https://t.co/HgiohRySDH to do the same! #thelastleg #challengeboris

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Thought I'd pop into This n That to escape the Xmas leftovers only to be served curried sprouts

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Time for a #Brazilian @BemBrazil

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

#isitok that @ODEONCinemas are showing #PEGI18 rated game ad before the new #12a rated @starwars movie?

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Oops. Upset the purists by wrapping up a marathon 6 hour set with this rather than the traditional 3 before 8. Deal with it - it wasn't billed as a Casino night. xx Slimboy Fat

https://t.co/w0vdIEr2B7
https://t.co/gAi2eQPFbF

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Dear @KelloggsUK don't withdraw our favourite cereals. Just use brown boxes with pictures of dead people on them like cigs. #NannyState

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Leopard... spots... Time to throw away the key this time?

https://t.co/caD525Q56l

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Possibly the greatest technological advance since the invention of the wheel.

https://t.co/tlTWXsrAdU

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

#TopTips

Dear @Microsoft
Why not rename #SkypeForBusiness to #ShiteForBusiness to set customers expectations

#justsayin

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Shooter was white. Subject matter expert @realDonaldTrump blames #mentalhealth rather than #GunControl

The #Dotard strikes again

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Best funeral turn out since Stephen Biko.

So long JohnnyBoy & thanks for all the fish.

https://t.co/AU8Xw1jeTg

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

Travesty! Will this placate the glory hunters? We're not City or United we're bigger than that. #Margentina #FCUM

https://t.co/ZAYrWRQ20u

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

@realDonaldTrump 🍆

[Myles @Myles_Wilson]

1 week on and still in tatters. Rest in Noise JonnyBoy. You've got the music in you
https://t.co/PLFfQEuXFu via @YouTube