Barb “Mynx” Hokanson

Vaca Muerta’s style icon and living legend. I’m all about FedExes, Spandexes, Pyrexes, & Exes.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

I’m an influencer.
Myrna is Influential.
Doris is under the influence.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

What else is new? 💅🏻

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I'm disappointed in you.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

You’re a nobody if you didn’t make it into Myrna’s 1st Grudge Rolodex.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

@PearlsFromMyrna I don’t even know what a “dungaree” is

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

Still waiting.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

According to my binoculars, Barb is nervously awaiting the mailman.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

Doris entered this one for the last “Vaca Muerta Cooks” cookbook. Myrna was the editor.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

@VictorVanderpo2 I think it’s perfect. What’s Perry’s opinion?

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

I haven’t spent a night alone since the Carter inauguration and I’m not good at it.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

The tongs are on lockdown at my house. So is your Pyrex, Myrna. It should be safe to return them by oh, let’s say 2025-ish.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Even though we are in the middle of a viral pandemic, Barb still hasn't returned my asparagus tongs.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

@CJ_Delivers Oh, you think these are *medical* masks? I’ve been wishing I could wear them out of the bedroom for eons.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

You can wear anything to e-church, or nothing, and Myrna can’t judge you.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

I “aggressively overstocked” feather boas.

[Clarence “CJ” Jackson @CJ_Delivers]

I did not panic buy toilet paper. I aggressively overstocked.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

Have another quarantini. I left some on the porch for all of you cuz distancing.
🍸 🍸 🍸 🍸 🍸 🍸 🍸 🍸

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

@CJ_Delivers Again tonight! I can freeze you one for tomorrow when you make your delivery.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

I’ve been offering “curbside pickup” since the 70s. Been picked up on many a curb.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

This morning’s one-woman fashion show in front of my house terminated when outfit #3 involved zebra jeggings. I blame #QuarantineSnacks

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

@PaganNeighbors I hope they will be ranging freely by summer. ✌🏻

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

Actually, make that 10:30.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

As other great Artists are contributing to keeping spirits high, I will have a one woman fashion show on the sidewalk in front of my house every morning at 10am. You’re welcome, Vaca Muerta.

[Barb “Mynx” Hokanson @MynxBarb]

I’m going to need Door Dash for Lyle’s Jello shots.

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My salon is closed? As “nonessential”? Calling my pedicurist and fearing the worst.