Chaka John

I love my family, animals, music, the Dabbleverse, and God in that order.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@dabblindoofus He might as well. I’m sure 80% of his audience is Dabblers.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@Mi_Astronauta @dabblindoofus @mikemorsesays It’s not profitable for the club. That’s why he’ll never be asked back. John is a child and likes to pretend he’s a standup comic so he’ll sleep on someone’s couch and ask Jerry for a plane ticket for Christmas.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@pmelt Happy Birthday Melty!

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@PeteyJunior_973 Take a walk down the aisle and buy some Mrs Cubbison’s Corn Bread stuffing. Or, dry some other bread of your choice. Add chopped onion, celery, dried sage, butter and turkey broth. It’s a million times better than that stovetop shit.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@paleochristcon You seem to have forgotten an important one:
Do not rape women.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@shalomshuli @DukeRoscoeBlvd What a jackaloon.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@shalomshuli Things worked out great for Ron Jeremy.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@dabblindoofus @SJBot3000 Ojeda probably served him a restraining order months ago. SJ is political poison.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@bobsfakepool @dabblindoofus Cooley is the real victim here.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@Fudgicle2018 I feel like his parents read the Preppy Handbook in 1982. It was that or Winthrop. They conceived him wearing Sperry Top-Siders.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

Tabber Beneduct is the guy who cuts a big stinky fart in a full elevator then gets off on the next floor because it stinks.

[Dabblin' Doofus @dabblindoofus]

This email from Danny Cevallos wrecked Tabber’s entire day.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@LuisQui86805243 @dabblindoofus 😂😂😂😂😂

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@KimNichols74898 He only needed a cleaning?! Holy shit, it must have been like one of those Renaissance art restoration chipping away at all that filth.

[Dabblin' Doofus @dabblindoofus]

Hey @MyopiaZadora, you made it into the lolsuit as supporting evidence that Stuttering John has violent tendencies! Add that to your resume.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@dabblindoofus OMG! The Chaka John Family will be so proud 😂😂😂

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@CardiffElect No.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@shalomshuli @DukeRoscoeBlvd Tabber’s like Dr Frankenstein. He created this monster, now he wants to run away and hide from it.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@Fudgicle2018 I used to listen to Art Bell when I did overnight feedings with my babies. His voice was soothing and I loved his smooth seventies music beds.

[Chaka John @MyopiaZadora]

@WilliamShatner He was Star Trek’s answer to Davy Jones. RIP