MyopicDuck

Lesser Antilles History PhD @CorpusCambridge. Literary non-hottie into vintage lenses, academic dress, leftism. Retweets will continue until morale improves.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

truly nothing funnier than sad fans in costumes

[Nondescript Communist @NondescriptRed]

I take it all back. It's a bourgeois ploy. It's over. I shouldn't have fallen for it, Marx save me.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

that's lore and thomas riker

[Shasti @sh44sti]

keir starmer has “gone hollow” for a second time (via bbc news)

[Mat CT @matchristiantho]

@keewa The idea of a country knowing we are perenially shit also-rans and sort of fetishising it is so alien to the American mind.

[MyopicDuck @MyopicDuck]

@tigth_ They lose their fucking minds at mushy peas when it’s literally just nice, normal vegetable that’s been made into a little dipping sauce. It’s literally just mashed potato or guac but with pea, it makes no fucking sense

[mark corrigan apologist @tigth_]

a lot of americans have suddenly discovered the ability to taste food through a screen because i guarantee half of yous calling beans on toast disgusting have never actually eaten it

[Svetlana K (smitchellmaps) @smitchellmaps]

I love drawing small villages, here are some of them!

[Yaffa the Lesbian Witch🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

Don't worry Mr. Worf I saw your Chanel boots

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

I identify as genderfluid but I would say I fall under this umbrella. however I am not a fan of the flag, which has a color scheme that to me evokes images of Wario, a rude and craven little man who i do not respect

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

Just found out that broccolini is actually a hybrid cross between broccoli and Chinese gai lan... in other words a Wasian vegetable...

[MyopicDuck @MyopicDuck]

vaxxed?

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

Trump Explains Lindsey Graham's Cause of Death: 'Part of His Body Literally Blew Up' https://t.co/peipGSuGqx

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted a happy ending to the bison story

[𝔐𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔢 @xXMaddiMaladyXx]

guy who only eats at chain restaurants to accelerate the centralisation of capital

[anna 🌊 @hauntingnellie]

I’m so happy that I read he was okay enough to be cracking jokes while waiting for the emts, because now I don’t have to feel guilty about using those last two pics as reactions to everything for the rest of my life

[fairyland @crack_rjack]

he said lemme sculpt this big sloppy bitch

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

I have this chart saved in my phone just in case

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Genuinely think this is the funniest screenshot in Twitter history😭😭

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

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