PenisBerg

Mike Lowe, GRW. msmc 18' CT/NY

[PenisBerg @Myquil__]

Calling of the search, my cat is dead. RIP to ruby, may you rest in the loving arms of Harambe for Eternity

[k @nic0demusrat]

Hey guys just wanted to let everyone know that thanks to my liberal college I now have a doctorate in mental health :) thank u for all ur support!

[1K✨ @WhatDid1kSay]

Gotta lay off Instagram for a few days since y’all wanna treat it like AskFM in junior high

[ret @rad_milk]

[a girl starts blowing my tiny lil weiner]
boner petite ha ha

[PenisBerg @Myquil__]

Mike what were you like as a kid? Me: https://t.co/tvjF6gcTDH

[jo @jodeereinshur]

my best friends boyfriend won’t watch incredibles 2 with her because it’s a kid movie and that’s gay. rt if she should break up with him

[Isabella Tartaglione @Oohkaaygirll]

When you see your boy across the bar hooking up with a 10 https://t.co/gcnlHEasWu

[jboy @johnnyy_boyy98]

best girls ranked by hair color:
15. you
14. cant
13. rank
12. them
11. because
10. they
9. are
8. all
7. very
6. amazing
5. in
4. their
3. own
2. way
1. blondes

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Ranking the greatest quarterbacks of all time:

12. There
11. are
10. so
9. many
8. great
7. QBs
6. in
5. history
4. Thomas
3. Edward
2. Patrick
1. Brady

[cole benson @ColeColebenson3]

Hardest pill I’ve had to swallow is that God puts people in our lives that are meant to be here for a lesson not a lifetime.

[Nickels Outside™ @NickelsOutside]

After about seven (🎰) months off...Nickels Outside returns from Hiatus!(Shambles!)...Join us this summer for our return to the scene! 🎫 🍻🥁🎸🎤🎹💵 We can’t wait to see you all! More details soon!

[BreAnna Lori @blevans6519]

Does it get better?

[Courtney Snyder @courtsnyder15]

The most confusing 10 minutes of my life

[Camilo @djcamilotoro]

I’m RTing this until they’re all locked up https://t.co/OqDHN1ibyN

[PenisBerg @Myquil__]

If you and Reid got married you’d have the same last name https://t.co/EsQyPUeE45

[Savannah Waida @samorrr]

Last night Joe referred to his feet as his “bottom hands”. My future husband ladies and gentlemen 👏🏻

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

i miss the burgh:/ https://t.co/GAQjYOVbFu