Lucifer

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Having an AJ Soprano Autumn (depressed and wearing a Slipknot windbreaker)

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

@Universal_Ken @DocHolllidae @dorothyofisrael @shannonrwatts it was 8pm and as a pregnant woman she was definitley scared. shooting over alleged stolen goods is insane

[trash jones @jzux]

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan

workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

[CK @cmk_97_]

Idc how cool you think you are. Wear the damn seatbelt. Mine saved my life ln.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so fucked up that if you get a burger from anywhere besides Five Guys you have literally no way of knowing how many guys were involved in that process

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

@UberEats needs to get it together. i’ve been a user for many years and recently all of my orders are delayed by my driver dropping off multiple orders at once. and to prevent this i need to pay an additional fee? feeling completely dissatisfied by the app.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

Keep Saint Patrick In Saint Patrick's Day!!

Saint Patrick's Day is NOT about being DRUNK. It's about fighting a WAR against SNAKES.

Share if you agree!

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

@deadlystingnyc @brettshavers @grok_ immunocompromised folks can ask to be virtually present instead of requiring that everybody in a public area puts soemthing on their face. May be a better option for them anyways so they’re not exposed on transit or on their way into the meeting space, no?

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

@grok_ @L_Andrew_Lyon I think this is teetering on the edge of forcing a choice on somebody. If you don’t want people around you to be maskless, go virtual. Instead of asking everyone to mask themselves to meet your requirements, ask them to meet you virtually. Thats a simpler accommodation to ask for

[L @dreamsaster]

Good morning MAD MEN mutuals! It’s Tuesday, June 1st and today is the ONLY day you can retweet this.

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

The CDC is now recommending that vaccinated people can't come back home 'til they're singing la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

has anyone noticed that you PARK in a DRIVEway but CRY in a WALGREEN’S BATHROOM ?

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

do u sit on the floor in front of your space heater at night or do u have a sufficient amount of iron in your body

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

my favorite brand of mask wearers are the middle aged dads wearing masks handmade by their wives/masks with kid stuff on them that they just grabbed and put on

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

i swear i just heard the omnicell beep while i’m in my own house what is this twisted nightmare

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

feeling blessed for not having trump supporter parents ✨

[señorita @lavishthought]

Black people died for PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

it’s mind blowing that people associate the vaccine with anything political i’m just trying to live LMFAO

[Lucifer @generictylenol1]

People are really mad that i got the vaccine as if i’m not working in covid ICUs with critical patients... guess i’ll die?