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NY | LI 🇦🇲

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Everyone always raps about LA traffic, they obviously never sat on the southern state at 2:30 any given day of the week

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Trump promises to release the Epstein list. Kamala is endorsed by the entire Epstein & Diddy lists.

This isn't complicated.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

No evidence…

[CK @cmk_97_]

Someone at the bar next to me just ordered wings “ all drums.”

Demonic.

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Judge is a beast

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Goldfish are my favorite snack till I die. They even smile back.
@GoldfishSmiles

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Jada prob laughed 🤣

[New York Post @nypost]

Will Smith ‘embarrassed, hurt’ over Chris Rock’s comments in Netflix special: report https://t.co/aZI5nREZiR

[CK @cmk_97_]

Being 25 and older is something fun me never saw coming. Catch me asleep now ✌️

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Who wants to be my valentine? I got hbo max an air fryer and a new Mazda

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To all of you who said “ we haven’t had snow so weird. “ look what you did.

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Kids these days will never know what it’s like to open the pamphlet in a CD for lyrics.

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@Gabrielaelise_ Plz don’t give me ideas.

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A few should not make decisions for the collective. Period.

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I’ll never skip @dadalife on shuffle

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They’re discontinuing pastina. Don’t text.

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Thankful I can start my car from my bed.

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All I want for Christmas is a wheel of Parmesan

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Yes, my cell phone is always on silent mode, cause nothing is more urgent than my peace!

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I’ve perfected espresso martinis. I’ve had 5.

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Woke up to my drunk White Castle on my porch. Thankful.