Nike CEO on the phone with the Pentagon: “is he dead? Because if he’s not dead, we’d love to get him in a photo with the Men's Fleece Windrunner Full-Zip Jacket. Do we know his size? Okay, yeah - just call me back on this line.”
D3 Football: Your starting QB and WR are also working other jobs. Blaha recruited co-worker Rohrer who was playing for the basketball team to join the football team.
Giannis after scoring 54 pts: "I think I'm going to go to @culvers. I'm gonna get 50 cheeseburgers and try to eat as many as I can. You know why I'm going to Culver's? Because Chick-fil-A did not give me no free meals. I know Culver's will give me free meals. I trust Culver's."