A god

Retired Plantain Activist with a God complex || Gangster with steths🩺 🤘🏾

[A god @Mys_p]

https://t.co/ZLHZmGsU7m

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

you’re actually mad

i went to ghana and was in ghana for two days, i had 5gb worth of data and left with 3gb

i just bought 40gb data yesterday and was told its finished today

are you guys fucking mad?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

APC is campaigning for 2027 elections with 1KG semovita.

You won't believe what state this is -

Exactly, Oyo state.

[Fahad Ansari 🇵🇸 (Stop the Gaza genocide) @fahadansari]

I am telling you, every single team should pack up and leave. Stop sportswashing fascism.

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

@adeoyejoshua01 Real

[Upcoming rich girl💰 @Favour_Kammie]

Dyslexia is very far na
You’ve gone too far

Left handed kids

[iamopeyemi🃏 @OpeYeemiii]

He has a unique way of making everything look razz.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

this country is run by idiots on a special level 😭

[Beyoncé follows her @MsAdaO]

If it didn’t dey it didn’t Dey ☹️

[SIR ADE @ade0tii]

Gtf out of my screen pls

[double o @ultravi0let98]

It’s always the mothers who have to dedicate their lives to caring for these children.
I’ve worked with disabled kids and it’s ALWAYS the mothers. The fathers are never as involved, as attentive, as informed as the mother on the child’s needs. Always the mothers.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

"I am a traditional man" lenu omo 2003.

[Wale Lawal @WalleLawal]

Nigerian Immigration Officer: Where are you flying from?

Me: Nairobi

NIO: What did you go there for?

Me: A conference.

NIO: What do you do?

Me: I’m a researcher.

NAO: So what do you study?

Me: Corruption.

[Ozor Ndi Ozor @OzorNdiOzor]

This is disheartening 😭💔

This is Rachael Omole, the wife of Pastor
Sunday Omole, the minister-in-charge of ECWA Church in Omugo, Ifelodun LGA, Kwara State. Rachael was among the worshippers abduct£d on March 22, 2026, when t3rror!sts invaded the church. As the att@ck unfolded, everyone fled for safety. In the chaos, a mother left her baby behind.

Upon noticing the abandoned chi+ld, Rachael picked up the baby, strapped the child to her back, and attempted to escape. However, the t3rror!sts caught up with her and ab+ducted her along with the baby. While moving through the forest, the t3rror!sts realized that the baby was slowing their movement. They abandoned the baby, along with two elderly captives who were unable to keep up.

The abd+uctors later contacted the pastor and demanded a r@nsom of N1 billion. After so much plea, the t3rror!sts were given twenty million naira, ten bags of 50kg rice, fifty litres of palm oil, two hundred litres of petrol and cartons of pain-relief medications yet they didn't release Rachael.

They demanded for an additional N200million, a medium-sized Milkano generator and other supplies. The family couldn't meet up with these demands. It was few days ago an escapee told the family the unimaginable cru3lty Rachael went through before she was brut@lly m+urderEd. May her soul Rest In Peace.

𝐶𝑅𝐸𝐷𝐼𝑇: Pastor Jephta boniface

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

This is the essence of free speech, BTW.

To be able to fully and wholly criticize your political leaders.

This is not the same thing as making up fake news about random celebrities simply for the sake of Twitter monetization.

[VEE. @veeiye]

Half of the girls in Lekki will be called Eliana by 2030 if we’re not careful 😭

[A god @Mys_p]

Just came across a new phrase.
“Rich lefties” 😭

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[Idomagirl @idomagirl]

I’m forever amazed at the amount of money men spend on prostitution.
For a group of people who constantly bleat about “moral decadence” and always talk down on women in that line of business, it’s astounding

[Y.O. @yojora]

Not only is he a sympathizer, he encourages them and he’s a very dangerous person that should be locked up.

[Lit! @JusttLit]

Many of you Nigerians are so ridiculous. Sending your account numbers to terrorists because they are doing giveaway. You have zero shame and even fear. Blood money and you’re scrambling for your share. Embarrassing.