Mystery Engineer

Javascript obsessed. Only tweeting web tech. Calling out the bullshit in the web developer world with anonymity and animosity. Fixing your problem w/ facts.

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

@WaterGrill #pacmutual my favorite thing is your great service and food.

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

That is normal, @cberrl, most people don't even know they use @GoTrueTwit. It's like twitter malware, sneaking its way in to your account.

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

I just reprimanded some otherwise brilliant folks for using #truetwit. Make a stand, do the same, help stop these @GoTrueTwit spammers.

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

@bluntideas Good luck going big with true twit, you newb.

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

@PropellerCenter Really, you use true twit? Maybe that's why no one follows you.

[𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 𝚂. 𝙴𝚟𝚊𝚗 𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 @SEvanTownsend]

I do not want to #follow you so badly I'm going to deal with #TrueTwit crap. I get that auto DM and immediately #unfollow.

[RickRReed @RickRReed]

I have found that only true twits use the TrueTwit validation service. It's an auto unfollow for me. #TrueTwit

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

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[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

If you're not 100% confident with your JavaScript scope theory, then simply click this http://t.co/D7Pwbg8PIc

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

Adults should buy their coding software. But if you're a kid and your parents are broke, is it okay to pirate from http://t.co/eRy7IWg2Rq?

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

Let's rename the "DM Inbox" to be the "Spam Box"

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

Hey @gotruetwit, ever read your own #truetwit hashtag and realized that 100% of people fcking hate your spam. @Twitter ban these fools.

["sam" "breed" @sambreed]

Literally every blog post by @codeclimate is fantastic. Lots of focus and smarts on such a small team. http://t.co/0LbOUHT0nm

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

No one is interested that you have 2 new followers and 4 new unfollowers. Maybe you wouldnt have 4 unfollowers if you didnt broadcast crap.

[Stephen M. Coakley @sagebind]

@MysteryEngineer I'm not a fan or hater of Adobe products, but I feel sorry for them that this crazy dude is on their side.

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

@Adobe is a leaking ship who is going to sink by the tidal wave of #opensource @coderstephen

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

JavaScripts got NOTHING vs @djmainevent!

[Mystery Engineer @MysteryEngineer]

Yea! This JavaScript skin detection algorithm is awesome! http://t.co/QxvMbbJ1T4 @Metacowboy @Metaeditor

[Dhananjay Kumar @debug_mode]

http://t.co/nEpwdCEheN JavaScript Functions is a Statement or Expression?