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Drive fast, Eat ass

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

Fuck it! I think drunk me was a little ambitious with the required likes. Here you go!

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@PoliticsJOE_UK @TaylorLorenz

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@ewarren

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@AlexPolmer @rev_felix Dunno, looks real to me. I'm sending it to your family, friends and job so they know what a racist bigot you really are

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@MoshiMoshiMoan He posted a video telling his side
https://t.co/YMKsRJXQEX

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

@MoshiMoshiMoan I wish youtube alerted me to your streams. I found out last minute and now have to watch a re-upload

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Happy New Year to you and Jade

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Let’s see if a spoon of mine can get more than 126,000 views…

Which would be higher than Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings.

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

@stxrinsky 100% accurate

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@RiotFest When I saw them, GWAR cut a baby Bill Clinton out of Monica Lewenski, and the baby pissed on us as they showed it off to the crowd. I think they decapitated Bill as well and covered the crowd in blood. Best show I've ever been to!

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

@Asmongold Sorry for your loss dude. It's never easy losing those closest to us, but like you said, you'll endure, and that's all we really can do in the end.

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@MilkteaMomoko

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@Andywarski these are the best flavors in my opinion. These hit the spot when they're ice cold and it's hot as fuck outside and they only cost like $2 at Walmart

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@hmbl3srvnt @MoshiMoshiMoan Dudes probably a glowie

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

@MisterPublius @JustinWhang @cougardraven Nope. I take it regularly in it's powder form mixed with orange juice and it has a mild euphoric and uplifting feeling that lasts for awhile. It's also great as a pain reliever. It binds to the same receptors that opioids use so people do use it to help quit heroin

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

@JustinWhang It always made me giggle when they said robit instead of robot

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Thanks for the stream Jim. Glad you're doing as well as can be given the situation. Get your rest my dude, I'm looking forward to the next stream

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@Eristede_Kell @MoshiMoshiMoan That's the one game I won't go easy on him. Anything else we play (which isn't really much since we have separate tastes in games) I'll take it easy and let him think he's getting onw over on dad but any iteration of Mario Kart, I'm letting him know who the boss is

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

@Eristede_Kell @MoshiMoshiMoan My kid is amazed with my gameplay when he watches me play stuff. "How'd you know to check there?" "How are you so good at this game dad?". I've had 30 years of practice kid

[Cptn Asstacular @Mythrule]

@MilkteaMomoko Definitely the bottom one

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@PirateSoftware @MattypocketTV @Twitch Over a video game to boot. Dude needs to touch grass. He gonna threaten Blizzard for their servers disconnecting and killing everyone the other day?