Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook

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[Tyler Evans @tylerevansokay]

Remember: UPS left the bargaining table claiming they had 'nothing left to give.'

Seems like they've got plenty to give when it comes to the corporate executives who weren't the ones doing the work that brought billions of dollars in profit for the company. #PayUp

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@constantpodcast @depthsofwiki 🍻

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@depthsofwiki Follow up to say, @constantpodcast are you still on Twitter? I mean, I hope not, for your sake, but if you are, never forget, you're making a difference out there

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@depthsofwiki Then summer rolls around and they become geese. Duh.

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@SNeurotypicals Dried blueberries. They have the nutrition and flavor of blueberries but the consistency (in both senses of the word) of fruit snacks. I love them. If they weren't so damn expensive I'd eat them every day. I can't stand fresh blueberries

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@laurenancona @tmcw I'm sorry, it's older than the Allegheny orogeny!?! It is older than the very mountains it flows through! It is older than Pangaea! That's really cool.

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@laurenancona @tmcw I am! Why tf are they written with different orientations and...numbers of lines?! That is offensively terrible looking. Otoh I didn't know that the Susquehanna is one of the oldest rivers and I'm going to go read about that now so thanks!

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@AKLibraryChick @cgdhopkins The van in that pic is easily 120k 😕

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@Lou_J_Welch @Limekiller70 @RadioFreeTom Exactly what I was thinking. It seems like it would actually be pretty straightforward to march a bunch of dudes from Reno to coup Salt Lake or vice versa. Like, (ignoring the salt flats) who's going to stop them, Winnemucca?

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@IAmClintMurphy English capitalization conventions 😉
Cetacean biology
Dog showing
Coffee tasting & evaluation
Crosswords
Byzantine mosaic tiling
Barbering
Numismatics
Linear A
Gingerbread construction
Tornado dynamics
Horror movies
Houseplant cultivation
History of the TransSiberian Railroad

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@IAmClintMurphy Flint knapping
Aviation
Endangered languages
Citrus hybridization
Scandinavian culture and cuisine
Paragliding
North Sentinelese history & culture
Baby name trend forecasting
Fortune telling traditions of the world
Maple sugaring
Scientific illustration
Ruminant studies

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@TheReelRandom I want to be clear, the things I'm adding are waaaayyy better.

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@TheReelRandom Let's go add stupid things to his list!!

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@IAmClintMurphy Theme park technology
Crossbow
Bagpipes
Astrobiology
Curling
Hurling
Egyptology
History of Italian cinema
Medieval shoemaking
Maritime archaeology
Puppetry
Mortuary science
Casino operations
Capoeira
Capybaras
Penny dreadfuls
Penny arcades
Penny loafers
Literature of Belarus

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@IAmClintMurphy Wild mushroom identification
Calligraphy
Victorian flower language
Acrobatics
Mesmerism
Bicycle design and fabrication
Competitive hot dog eating
Close up magic
Mah-jong
Meat processing
Comedia dell'arte
Forensic accounting
Land surveying
Jai alai
Dressage
Dead reckoning
Reiki

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@NBCMontana Children have rights. Parents have responsibilities.

[Rebekah Cummings @RebekahCummings]

Due to the increase in book challenges and library legislation, @utahlibraries has had to step up our advocacy and secure lobbying assistance. If you think librarians should have a voice around legislation that affects libraries, please consider donating. https://t.co/CK3RWX84H4

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@highergroundUT @RepEWeight No, noodle brains, it's 4 now. Can you not...read?

[Madame Kevina Roxanne Newts Puckering Cook @MzNewts]

@RepEWeight This year the EOY pick n' pull in the lounge is dominated by piles of books. Whole class sets that aren't on the DO's "approved list." We can't assign anything not on the list. Bc of 2 complainers (at least one of whom is a young earth creationist) it's all going in the trash.