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Hmm.. I just noticed there’s been a bag of chips within Charlie’s reach for the past week, and he hasn’t eaten them. What’s wrong with them?? 🤨 #trusthisgut#traitorjoes
The 7 Phases of Naptime:
1. Fall asleep
2. Sit up to sneeze
3. Laugh at the sneeze
4. Lay back down
5. Realize you’re falling back asleep
6. Sit back up to find toys to play with
7. Smile at mommy cause you’re so freaking awake right now
😩 #naptime#loljk#whatnaps
Quote of the day: “You just started a war.”
Is it bad that I’m incredibly proud of myself? Honestly probably the best compliment I’ve ever received. 🤩
#enrichinglives
You all call yourselves my “friends,” and yet not a single one of you in 5 years ever told me to watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Thanks for nothing. 😒 #bingeorbust#threeseasonsdeep#emilygoldfinch
Can someone please provide me with some more productive-feeling ways to help besides “donate” and “vote [in FIVE MONTHS]” because right now they feel pretty useless and I’m having a hard time going to work on iOS apps every day while @POTUS leads us into another Holocaust