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(not a) Secret Agent Soot
#aharp #ahatwt
“I aim to please but my aim aint that good!!”

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(Definitely not a) 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭
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[Pinned with intro/info 📍]

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@Tiny_Anomaly NUH UH

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the open wound i sprayed with glass cleaner is taking a long time to heal and it looks pretty messed up

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@1_800ANOMALY ????

[໒꒰っ˕ -｡꒱১ INTERN 𑁯♡ HEAD NURSE UR MY FAV EVER @1_800ANOMALY]

@SecuritybatAHA stop whys there 4 bombs

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@Tiny_Anomaly NAH UH

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@1_800ANOMALY ?? Y
Yes ??

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@Tiny_Anomaly NUH UH!!

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@1_800ANOMALY I don’t know how to answer this

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@1_800ANOMALY Guess you could say they’re … the bomb

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@AHA_Nurse Meow

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NO NOOO THEYRE GONNA FALLOFF AND BUMP THEIR HEAD

[peri ✮⋆˙ @eternxllyspring]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine five little monkeys jumping on the bed

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@1_800ANOMALY Uhh yeah I can try to teach you

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@1_800ANOMALY I was juggling two, I’m still a beginner

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@N0tASecretAgent that implies there’s 3 bombs or more unless you were juggling 2

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@1_800ANOMALY I was trying to learn to juggle

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@D0EDOCTOR //

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@Moxielock PLEEASE

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@1_800ANOMALY Darn right

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@1_800ANOMALY Holy crap that’s actually us