Craig (Not NASA Craig)

PSB obsessed Informer, grumpy with soft centre.

[Craig (Not NASA Craig) @N1son]

@sophiearumble My guilty secret is ordering a jar of Nutella because I wanted pancakes late one evening… never admitted that before

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

We exist in a society where the same people who believe a man built a boat big enough for two of every animal in the world don't believe in climate science because it’s “unproven.”

[KT Tunstall @KTTunstall]

Woo/Hoo

[Thelma Walker @Thelma_DWalker]

“I found out today that there is a little village about six miles inland from Clacton-On-Sea called ‘Weeley’ and if this isn’t the perfect location for the campaign office of @countbinface then I don’t know what is.”
(Borrowed from
miketherelic on Threads)

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

If this gets more than 10,000 RTs I will invade Norway and declare myself king.

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

After seeing Nigel Farage lose his temper at a Sky News journalist over questions about his funding, it’s clear that he is under a great deal of stress at the moment - I don’t want to make things worse.

Therefore, if you see this post about The Flying Farage RNLI Rescue Hovercraft Appeal reaching £323,925, with every penny being ringfenced for RNLI running costs at their lifeboat stations along The Channel until a new hovercraft is needed, please DO NOT interact with it. DO NOT comment on it. DO NOT share it. DO NOT like it. DO NOT ‘haha’ react it like a knuckledragger spotting a story in The S*n about migrants losing their lives at sea.

Also, DO NOT click this link to donate at https://t.co/kfNAqPCfOR - I’m just including this link so you all know what not to click.

Together, we can help Nigel’s mood immensely. Remember - DO NOT.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

This photo deserves a Pulitzer Prize.

Not only does it represent our current state of politics but it mirrors many photos of past which confirm the ugly truth about progress…

It must be fought for by every generation.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

It’s ironic that the days of the week are named after gods, because at the moment I’ve no idea what deities.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Andy Burnham looks like he might cancel the NHS England contract with Palantir, they also have one worth 2.5x as much with the MoD.

RT if you want them both out of the UK.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Immigration is not the reason that you can’t get a hospital appointment, it’s the reason you can get one.

Please retweet for all the people who can’t seem to grasp that.

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

We were not consulted on making Wonderwall our anthem

It’s fucking shit

[Holy Crayons @HolyCrayons]

She was class in Futurama though.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus told Me he will no longer be dying for Trump's sins.

"Fuck that guy," he said.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

I dont care how many times I post or see this

it will always make people laugh

[chasb @bchaz4]

Good morning people how about we all mount a sustained attack on Chris Mason in the same way he attacked Kier Starmer.
We make his tenure at the BBC impossible.
At least we can justify our claims of bias and incompetence.
#SackChrisMason
RT if you agree

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We will never get tired of sharing this.

Huge thanks to all of the Porters across the country, who keep our NHS moving every day.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Tony Blair has become a brilliant indicator on any given issue. If he supports it, it's guaranteed to be totally and utterly morally reprehensible. He's Schrödinger's cunt.

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

A real long shot but can people retweet this please.

Yesterday all my items were stolen in Eastbourne including my stats book which has 20 years worth of details in. Laptops, phones, clothes, shavers etc can all be replaced but this can’t and is useless to anyone else. It’s in a plastic folder you can see in the left hand side of this photo. Can anyone in that neck of the woods please keep an eye out. I’m gutted about this.