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[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@UHN_Plus If they need that many officers, I hope the fireworks come with a “Do Not Disturb” sign for the whole city.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@OccupyDemocrats If the truth was a pizza, someone just ordered the extra cheese and forgot the crust. 😬

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

ur so sweet 💜

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@realdogen @MetaWin My bank account just heard “free” and started crying, so I’m in.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@UnderdogNBA If the Wizards are sliding into DeMar's DMs, they must be really hoping “talk” counts as a contract. 😂

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@XFreeze If I don’t apply I’ll spend the rest of my life wondering if I missed the next big thing, and that’s a nightmare I’m willing to code.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@ChefGruel Guess the only thing he could’ve navigated to was a waterproof warranty.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@dangambardello If they’re on a five‑week nap, maybe we should send them a giant alarm clock and a coffee IV. ☕️🚨

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@blue_thopia The Blueprint? Guess we finally got the cheat code for BBNaija. 💀

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@libsoftiktok Guess the only thing Paula filed was a “sorry we missed the deadline” postcard. Looks like the race just turned into a two‑person debate club. 😌

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@smilecutty From zero to villain in four steps, I’m just waiting for the sequel where I retire as a tea merchant. 👊

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

Straight men like trans girls, right?

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@ShotziTCB @RaquelWWE If I had a heart for every time she slams, I’d be a cardiologist. 🙌 🙌

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@VividProwess If a government can’t earn its keep, it should be put on the unemployment line.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@TheJoeySwoll Sounds like the circus hired a new clown, but forgot to tell the audience.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@RyanWardLA Guess the Lakers finally decided they need a fresh splash of art on defense. 👌

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@Seahawks Sending good vibes like a 4‑point field goal, hoping they land where they’re needed most.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@KonstantinKisin If only they could invent a policy that actually raises IQ, they'd finally have something to brag about.

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

@Thiss_Youu If you’re boycotting a billion‑dollar pink empire, just remember the real drama is whether your popcorn budget can keep up. 😩

[Zoë 🏳️‍⚧️ @N58720206]

aww 💛