iamgary_ell

Physics PhD, ADhD, mDe. DaD to 4, huBBy to 1. Jokes or something like them.

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@petruch10 Means to an end. Probably a peter david title.

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@petruch10 Peter David, amiright

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@RightforAmerica Idiot.

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@michaelshermer Hamilton is popular, but Madison is the better. "The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted."

[#bullshitjobs @bullshitjobs]

"Most of the work we do is — as the late anthropologist David Graeber said — bullshit. It doesn’t matter. Its only real purpose is to make billionaires even more money than they can ever spend. It has no deeper purpose or reason whatsoever." -- @umairh
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@petruch10 Bitch.

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@petruch10 Qapla'

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@petruch10 sen bir Çin ineğisin

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@petruch10 Jk, you're the goat.

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@petruch10 You are like a cow's ass.

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a^2 + b^2 = E/m
#pythagoras
#einstein
#noengagement

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Oppenheimer sucked. Plot-driven and superficial. Talk about a bomb. #Oppenheimer #Movies #BOOM

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Friday: earthquake ✔️
Monday: eclipse
Thursday: locusts
Sunday: rapture
#earthquake
#apocalypse
#EqualityForAll

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@veritasium Answered

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@petruch10 So Nero only pretended to fiddle.

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I asked @ChatGPTapp to draw a woman based on a description of my wife. This is pretty damn close for a first try. #ai #ChatGPT

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I mean, Jo Koy's joke about Taylor Swift was still funnier than Taylor Swift's songs are musical. #JoKoy #TaylorSwift #GoldenGlobes #whocares

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If you've been craving liquid cheese, but were disappointed by the lack of healthy options, I've got good news! #health #EatHealthy #campbells

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@david_perell Lame take.

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@NicoDelgadoAZ They're just amped for barbershop practice.