Opportunity Rover

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@JerryRice 12 catches, 136 yards, 2 tds #jerryriceshoes

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@RandyMoss 112-96 heat

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You know who this is heaven for? That rock eater from never ending story. Too bad he wasn't available... or real. #nomingrocks

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The deal was NASA I send in rock pics you send me robot porn. I've been doing my job Wtf? Tired of looking at the 2004 Whirlpool Catalog.

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Found a new button today that said countdown to return home. Pushed it and the numbers spelled NEVER. #NASA your dickishness continues...

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At least wall-e had a pet cockaroach. I would kill for a pet cockaroach. Shit I'd settle for a fungus right now. #lonelyrover

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I had the choice to do this or be the party robot at the playboy mansion.... #goodchoice #fuckmyrobotlife

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Just took another grainy picture of a rock. That cost you another $2000. You're welcome taxpayers. #worthyt axes

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#nasa please send 1000000 roombas instead of another rover to clean this place up. You'd be able to observe the surface better.

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Update to #nasa over this rocky hill is... Another rocky hill. End update

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@NASA_Curiosity I spy with my laser eye something that starts with R . You'll never guess it. Hint*the only Fing thing on this ahole planet

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That fake self destruct button that plays "It's a beautiful day" every time I push it was a dickish move NASA #fuckmyrobotlife

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We need a new cold war so the government can send me a weapon to play with. Get on it earth! Some kind of plasma laser nuke thingy.

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Not that I'm disappointed that @NASA_Curiosity is here but I was promised one of those new Japanese sex robots... Just saying... #NASAlies

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Found sputnik. He was all beep boop beep. It was in Russian so the Rs were all backwards and I couldn't understand. #americanbeepsplease

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@NASA_Curiosity 3 year mission my ass. I told NASA to shove my piston up their 122112121. Am I right? #binarybitches

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@NASA_Curiosity I would race but your 2mph would smoke me. I've put in a request for nitro boosters with no response. #Upgrade

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OMJohnniefive what the fuck is @NASA_Curiosity doing here. They promised I would be supreme overlord. NASA!!