Curiosity Rover

NASA's baddest bot! Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got!

[Ryan Patricks @Ryan_Patricks]

I don't think I would do well in prison. I'm just not a big fan of bunk beds.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

@chakmakanos I've been avoiding twitter cause I don't want anyone to ruin Breaking Bad. Mars is alright it's like Arizona without the racism

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

Listen NASA, it's one thing to blast me through space on a rocket to a barren planet. But to make me listen to the Black Eyed Pees. Too far.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

I'm probably still the big news story down there. Unless Jen Aniston got engaged or something... haha like that would happen!!

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

If I know the America, people are probably still super into me landing on Mars and all. Right guys?

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

Curiosity killed the cat... they shouldn't have given me a laser. #lasercats

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

I'm probably the only rover rocking car Nutz and a Tap Out bumper sticker. Picture me rollin!

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

Busted my wind sensor doing this bad ass 360 up here... totally worth it.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

NASA says I need to use my laser more conservatively. Does that mean like shooting poor people and minorities? Cause there are none up here.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

. @EmInPortland It's dry as hell up here, the gym sock I brought up here is as hard as a piece of sheetrock at this point.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

Blazing up rocks like Whitney Houston up here.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

. @NASA_Opportunit Wanna do some burn outs?

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

Did you guys know you can spell "BOOBS" on a calculator! LOL This is great.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

When I asked NASA how they were bringing me back to earth, they sent me a One Direction song. WTF?

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

It's lonely up here.. NASA should have given me some cats or something.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

You guys remember Dunkaroos? I never had any (I'm just a robot) but they seemed pretty sweet!

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

NASA didn't really talk about how I'm getting back to earth... and now they are acting all weird when I bring it up. #shady

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

Between me and Mitt Romney animatronic robots are really dominating the media.

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

I just ousted Spirit as the mayor of This Shit-hole Planet. @foursquare! http://t.co/MIX3yI7e

[Curiosity Rover @NASA_Curiosity]

I just checked in to the Dusty Crater with 0 others. @foursquare! http://t.co/MIX3yI7e