NBA Takes

NBA takes that are only correct if it affirms yours. Otherwise just an annoying account.

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Gotta start out this Twitter with one of the hottest/idiotic/homer takes out there. If he averages this I'll delete this.

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@GOAT38497242 @5thwardcrenshaw @unibroward4405 @TheNBACentral https://t.co/jcNUiOh89d

Sounds like he’s talking about a stretch to me 🤷‍♂️

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@BigManAK1234 @SportsCenter @aidanlaporta69 You couldn’t pick 3/4 of these players out of a lineup 🤣

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@AdvocateMpohla @SportsCenter @aidanlaporta69 😮‍💨

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@1uziferr @Kingnamedvega @SquidwardsRage @LADEig Casual

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@ThisguyEwww @SouperMario @BiasedHouston You lost all credibility Dwight wasn’t ever in Houston with CP3 lmao fucking clown

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@SouperMario @BiasedHouston Nah just not a fan of uneducated people thinking they can speak on things the obviously don’t know shit about. Tough to be better than a locked future hall of famer

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@SouperMario @BiasedHouston It’s alright man. You’ve demonstrated your lack of ball knowledge already. Let’s not go too far before we gotta toss your ass on the short bus. I mean you might be already on it, who knows?

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@SouperMario @BiasedHouston It’s not the rockets it’s Harden. I can tell you’re a true intellectual based on your ability to come to that conclusion yourself. Obviously you know a lot about the NBA and the English language. You read the original tweet well. Fucking clown gtfoh 🤡

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@SouperMario @BiasedHouston Lmao curry Durant klay iggy Draymond vs Harden CP3 Ariza Clint PJ. Might just be a slight talent difference huh

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@BrianMi24176359 @BiasedHouston But they actually shot 31 one more than him? Sorry forgot retards can’t do math 🤡

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@juno0518 @BiasedHouston Yeah cause footnotes are future hall of famers 🤡

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

James Harden isn’t washed. He’s a TRUE point guard! 🗣🤷🏾‍♂️

#NBAPlayoffs #NBATwitter

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@htx_A @WeanWade @GrizzShowYo @BleacherReport Come lick my taint

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@WeanWade @GrizzShowYo @BleacherReport Nah, google it 🙄 you don’t know shit

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@BehemothBaller @tharealselena23 @BleacherReport @kevinarnovitz How deep is KD’s dick down your throat? Balls deep or mid shaft?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

feels like both teams know Simmons-for-Fox is the right deal. they’ve been making eye contact with each other across the bar all season. but neither has the courage to introduce themselves until the lights flicker and the Two O’clock Scramble begins.

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@AlexEnglish_2

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@_Talkin_NBA @coachthorpe @TrueHoop Kyrie couldn't take the slander of Philly fans

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@lRozenl @samal3_sl @cara_bezy @rnnl_jhn @RTNBA T-Mac???