Man all my friends studied abroad and:
1. Can’t speak another language
2. Got no foreign hoes
3. Got no foreign friends
Tf were you doing for 6 months? 😂
The SEC is seeking the legal authority to expel LSU from the conference.
The league says its presidents will meet Thursday to vote on whether to expel LSU over its push to sign former NFL players.
@WSJ y’all are so close to convincing everyone socialism is bad. I’m sure all you need is one more opinion piece written by 50 year old millionaires. You’re so close! Just one more!!
Here’s Rich Paul basically admitting he advised Peyton Watson to not return in the playoffs because he was set to sign a big offer. An insight into the business side of basketball.
After 18 NBA seasons, Russell Westbrook has retired. A legendary career: NBA’s top 75, 2017 league MVP, nine-time All-Star, nine-time All-NBA, USA Olympic Gold Medalist and the all-time record for triple-doubles.
@LevAkabas@jrichardgoodman I’ve never seen a player get this much hate for actually being good. Genuinely baffling that a dude who just led his team to 50+ wins as the only all star is considered bad
@lockedupjb The thing truly tanking his value is no one really knows if he’s about himself or about winning at this point in his career. That’s what all that podcasting nonsense has done for him
I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning.
The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider.
He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss.
I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination.
I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse.
I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt.
It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement.
Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers.
When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area.
My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert.
I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry.
My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours.
I told him I'm curing meats.
I'm not curing meats.
I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse.
He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.