Ethan Absler

Pro Wrestling journalist with OVW & Wrestler known as Motivation Mike. Angry liberal, and Chicago sports lover. Opinions are my own! Bookings: [email protected]

[WWE @WWE]

SAMI ZAYN IS UNDISPUTED WWE CHAMPION!!!!!

A MIRACLE IN SAUDI ARABIA!!!

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@IsraelMFA @Israel Good. If you enter a defamation suit then you’ll have to prove it’s fake… and we all know it’s happening. Testimony from guards, soldiers themselves, videos of it happening, testimony from prisoners, and their medical records supporting sex injuries isn’t a “distorted lie”

[Wemby Central 🇫🇷 @WembyCentral]

Trump faking assassination attempts

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@NancyMace Fuck President Trump and fuck you

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@MAGAVoice Least obvious false flag of all time

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@netanyahu I’m not sure what’s worse: calling rape caught on camera “blood libel”, or labeling the rapists “heroic warriors”

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Loud *F*ck ICE" chants

#AEWDynamite

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@StephenM How fucking stupid do you think we are, Stephen. There’s video from 1000 angles. Your Gestapo thugs disarmed this man before shooting him multiple times while he was already on the ground. If you don’t want to be called a Nazi, stop doing Nazi shit.

[DaWindyCity Productions @dwcprodz]

The magical 2025 Bears season is one I'll never forget 🥹

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@VelusJr Looks like your attitude and sportsmanship is as bad as your catching ability 😂

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@CMDROpAtLargeCA @USBPChief @DHSgov @CBP @ICEgov Choke on a bag of dicks, Adolf

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

#Bears HC Ben Johnson: “FUCK THE PACKERS. FUCK THEM”

From the official @ChicagoBears account

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

2 weeks, no Good Better Best.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Behind the scenes of Stone Cold Steve Austin shooting the intro for RAW in 1999

The rest is history 🐐

One of the most famous shots ever.

https://t.co/wd504Q8qxl

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Literally dodged two nuclear missiles. A cheater and a closeted bigot back to back

[DON’T LOOK DOWN @ATR_2Wavy]

i’m glad we separated i just wish we did it sooner

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@zachsagefox This has to be the dumbest tweet I’ve ever seen

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@WhiteHouse Ruin the country if you want but don’t touch my wrestling 😭😭

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

John Cena officially retires tonight.

Salute to the 🐐

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@JonnyRoot_ Def not losing our minds; most of Chicago is simply sad to see he supports this divisive event and people who spew hatred, conspiracies, and bigotry. Trust me, nobody is losing their minds over Kirk these days except MAGAs lmao

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@smallbagjohnson @BriskerSzn Caleb about to win multiple SuperBowl’s on your ass 😭🤣