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Little Mexican with a big kick. Skinny with a big back.

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Ayo ock lemme get a brunson-eggncheese, hold the dick n balls yuheard

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Whats the word for pissing away my roommate’s shit stain in the toilet bowl like a street sweeper does the street?

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I wish I was a blind mon

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I stand corrected. Asked a yt woman if her dress was artisanal she she thought I was speaking Spanish

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Yt people love the word artisan

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Its almost shameful to have to cover your feet everytime you leave the house… unless you’re rc

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Just watched a fly go from a piece of shit to my forearm, didn’t think I’d catch a poop stray today.

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THIS JUST IN:

Teens arrest after participating in viral ‘commit homocide challenge.’ Who’s to blame?!?

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It is said cooking with cheap wine is like wearing a white tee to the opera. Well, to that I say, wearing a white tee to the opera is like sipping a nice Himmel auf Erden Rosé out of a double-cup styrofoam.

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So Young Thug gay now?

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@rc_diedrich Yeah right, and I suppose I should invest in deoderent too huh

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There is somebody musty following me around everywhere, I just can’t find them

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Where were you NYFW SS26?

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Did I just judge my neighbor?

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This asics trend aint it. Same goes for them damn salomons. Take them shits off and put on some damn vans.

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Too many white supremacists on this app, I’m getting rage bated every 3 seconds

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@DaniH916 @JCH0718 @TheOnlyDSC Oppressors vs oppressed, its a big difference

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Essentials

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Sorry the face card tea isn’t clocking today

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@rc_diedrich Ask Donda

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Hot take:
New Ye > old Ye

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Jesus was black.