Dan, if anything happens to you, it'll be from chlamydia, not the Mossad.
You’re not exactly Iran’s nuclear archive, bro.
The Mossad doesn’t take out guys whose biggest secret is “I faked being rich and caught gonorrhea in Tulum.”
You’re the final boss of STD Awareness Month, not a geopolitical threat.
Take your meds. Log off. Nobody’s watching you but the CDC.
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