joe k

doing the bloody disco 100 years before any other fucker

[joe k @NCFC147]

Czechia... Bad

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

“And Harry Kane, who did *not* miss his penalty…”

[pdb @nufcpb]

Duncan Ferguson reckons Algeria should just man mark Messi. Can’t believe no one has ever thought about that in the last 20 years

[joe k @NCFC147]

@redhotnerd @REPHVIM And the cheese cob would be about $3.5

[joe k @NCFC147]

@harurinpics @ronnoc_rd @redhotnerd You're talking like people are forced to eat it, it's ready made food, it's not like hot food isn't available in pubs?

[)))LBD™️((( @earlbndip]

performing English monkeys we will deal with you traitors upon your return inshallah

[joe k @NCFC147]

Completely mad that Brentfords main man is starting up front for Brazil, feels like something crazy in the future on FM

[joe k @NCFC147]

Embolo is only 29!? Swear I saw him come off the bench for Switzerland in euro 2012

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

Jimenez scoring a world cup goal at the Azteca, and in a few weeks he'll be sat on a team bus in Wolverhampton while Trippier shows him photos of his new XL bully

[wavy gravy 🇨🇻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇼🇺🇿🇸🇳🇫🇷 @eli_ioo]

MY WORLD CUP POWER RANKING SO FAR: 👇

1. Mexico
2. South Africa

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

don't let the "oooh when will it be safe to turn the telly on again?!" mob get away with it this World Cup. it's not the 60s. you have countless subscription services where you can watch all manner of documentaries about people being murdered.

[joe k @NCFC147]

we started a world cup semi with this 11

[. @BFCAsh1_]

This might be the worst england side I’ve seen going into a World Cup since 2014. That attack is shambolic

[joe k @NCFC147]

@trutherbotboner @Joeboro196 @JamesMelville if tied to a brewery they could be paying around £1.25 a bottle which would £1.05 in a supermarket. They don't have a chance.

[joe k @NCFC147]

@Rob_McPhee_UK @ian_m_mcculloch @JamesMelville They sell guinness for lower than it can be bought for some pubs.

[joe k @NCFC147]

@Joeboro196 @JamesMelville Not every pub pays the same rates or even cost of beer. If youre tied into a brewery like stonegate you are probably paying more for a pint of guinness than spoons sell it for.

[Ed Cumming @edcumming]

Worked out what North London Forever reminds me of

[joe k @NCFC147]

@SamRWolf @PrisonPlanet @AaronBastani I think women can feel unsafe in the majority of places at 2am walking. Don't think it's beneficial to say 'ha places are worse than tower Hamlets' like it's a gotcha.

[joe k @NCFC147]

@SamRWolf @PrisonPlanet @AaronBastani This happened here Saturday and has shocked the local community. I think you can make the point that women can feel unsafe walking around at 2am because of men and not the location.