The Neurodivergent Astronaut🚀

The utter randomness of a neurodivergent aerospace engineer 🛠️✡️🚀

[The Neurodivergent Astronaut🚀 @NDSpaceEngineer]

Welcome to my new account where I can post neurodivergent engineering things without the FAA noticing and revoking my medical…

FAA this is a joke

[The Neurodivergent Astronaut🚀 @NDSpaceEngineer]

@Dearme2_ Hasn’t happened yet

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@notcee_fan I see Mitch McConnell

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I hope this does end up helping them I want to see them succeed

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Virgin galactic being up almost 200% because people think it’s spacex is the funniest thing of my week 😂

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Yes the multiple farm related posts are because I’m rewatching Clarkson’s farm

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Sometimes I randomly remember the random things I’ve done in my life like the time I plowed a field with a horse drawn plow

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Once you’ve just accepted you’re wet being out in a rain storm is kinda fun

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Is it illegal or drunk drive a tractor while farming on your own land? Cause it seems like fun

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Gotta love when your headphones break mid workday 😭

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I need to go to more speakeasy’s this is a great vibe

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@L3HarrisTech @DJSnM Can I get one for my house?

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what’s the point of having two ears when i can only process one sound at a time

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Went out with some friends and had a beer so bad I can still taste it an hour later and whiskey is not coving it up

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Haven’t been posting much in here lately I think it’s cause my brain has been so fried with work my random thoughts don’t stick around long enough for me to write them down

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@kegrocket As a fluid’s systems engineer truer words were never spoken

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If this tweet has has 1 like in 1 hour I’ll give that person nothing but I’ll pour myself a glass of whiskey

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I’m gonna be very vague cause I don’t want to jinx it but I’ve put things in motion for something very good for me today so 🤞🤞🤞🤞

[The Neurodivergent Astronaut🚀 @NDSpaceEngineer]

Almost everything is better living now than it was 100 years ago but back then there 4x less people around and I think that would’ve been nice

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Why don’t we call the back of the head the “afthead”?

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I once while almost blacked out in college at 2am sewed up a friends couch cause the hole was bothering me. Next time I visited I couldn’t even find the seam lol

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If you’re nice to me and invite me to hang out often there is a pretty good chance I’ll drunkenly fix things in your house it has happened before lol