Neil D Taylor

occasional twitter user and equally occasional grumpy “old” man...

[Crap 90s Football @Crap90sFootball]

Splendid stuff.

#NCFC #AVFC #Crap90sFootball

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@Herring1967 that’s a very point! Also....why do the X-wing fighters start so far from the target on the Death Star run where they keep getting picked off by Darth Vadar??

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Watched Star Wars again yesterday and it struck me that as much as Han Solo changing his mind and turning up late saves Luke and the mission, if he just hadn’t fucked off in the first place all those other pilots might not have had to die #hansoloisadick

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@GavinBurton

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@danhug15 I hope this isn’t in your office....

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

14% of men have been aroused by their Alexa.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A diet consisting of only potatoes and butter can provide you with all the nutrients you need to stay alive.*

*QI does not encourage this behaviour please consume mashed potato as part of a balanced diet

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@danhug15 @perrigame Too right is it! More like 4am in my place...

[Stephen Canning @stephencanning]

Things you won’t read today but are true:

A* & A Grades rose 2.4% on last year

Record number from disadvantaged backgrounds have a confirmed place

More applicants got their first choice of course than last year

Overall more applicants have place compared to results day 2019

[Princeps @PrincepsElec]

Its Tuesday so that means its time for a new brainteaser... good luck! Let us know if you spot it in the comments #brainteaser #tuesdaychallenge #princeps #as9120 #as6081 #inspection #spotthedifference

[We’ve Got Our Club Back @IfRafaGoesWeGo]

Amanda Staveley: "I’m absolutely heartbroken for the club, the fans and the community.”

So are we Amanda. So are we.

#NUFC

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@MsiDouglas Can you not see Mark that this is on the EPL??

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

I can’t stop watching this 😂

[Angel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AngelNufc]

If we park the bus vs a team in 16th place who have 72% possession, I dread to think what will happen vs Liverpool next 🙊#NUFC

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@jeremy1cleall I bloody hope so....can’t be doing with Brucey bonus anymore...

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

Looking forward to @LukeEdwardsTele spinning Steve Bruce’s tactics for this one tonight...
Suspect he’ll go silent as usual....

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@pwhills Only dates available for next weekend?

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@AthleticoMince when’s the next episode lads?

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@jeremy1cleall The unbearable 80s era....

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

Watch out for your hubcaps people....Liverpool are champions again.....

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

If pubs and cinemas can reopen, why aren't people allowed a game of cricket with precautions? There are other examples which don't make much sense.

A few creases to iron out.

I can't think of a more socially distanced sport than cricket!

[Neil D Taylor @NDTaylor76]

@pwhills will you be opening up next month?