NFFL

Official account for The National Fantasy Football League, the most esteemed and prestigious league of gentlemen in the history of the sports world. penis

[NFFL @NFFL__]

BREAKING:
If the Bengals Bills game is played, the players points WILL be counted for the finals.

More importantly, we are praying for Damar Hamlin. Life is precious, and moments like these make us appreciate what we’ve got. Hug someone you love today.

[NFFL @NFFL__]

That’ll do it! Congrats to the Johnson’s for their first ever franchise title!! Best season yet. See you next year!?

[Enormous Johnson @En0rmousJohnson]

And with that our team has finally achieved what we have been working so hard for these past 2 seasons in the @NFFL__ . I would firstly like to thank each and every member of our team for their hard work and dedication this entire season, even those five of you on IR

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Folks we’ve got a game

[NFFL @NFFL__]

It all comes down to this…

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Our finals are set. David vs Goliath. Debut coaches poll #1 vs #12. Will the Johnsons claim their elusive title? Will Field of Screams complete their miracle season? It. All. Comes. Down. To. This. Who ya got?

[NFFL @NFFL__]

For the second straight year, Enormous Johnson will be competing for a title!!

[Enormous Johnson @En0rmousJohnson]

The owner of our team may or may not be intoxicated and therefore not responsible for their own tweets after that massive victory

[NFFL @NFFL__]

THE FIELD IS SET:
After tonight’s action, only 4 teams remain…

1) Enormous Johnson (debut coaches poll ranking: (1)
2) Big Things to Cum (3)
3) Thanks for Coming Out (4)
4) Field of Screams (12)

Who ya got???

[NFFL @NFFL__]

The stage is set….

[NFFL @NFFL__]

BREAKING: Two NFFL GM’s were spotted in downtown Denver discussing “life”. Could this be grounds for a trade? More to cum, league sources tell NFFL.

[NFFL @NFFL__]

With the regular season coming to a close, multiple sources have reported the owner and GM of Gruden’s Grindr has already began working tirelessly to build their 2023 roster.

Ons source quoted, “I’ve never seen anything like it. The league should be scared.”

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Last week of the regular season. Only 2/6 teams have locked up playoff spots. 5 teams tied at 7-6. It’s about to go down.

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Weiner boys over the last 2 weeks?? 0-2😬

[Wiener Boys 🌭 @wienerboys_nffl]

Screw you guys. You don’t know anything #WB4L

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Groundbreaking tweet. Blue Cocks to dissolve?? Also *past 10 years*

[BlueCocks @_BlueCocks]

It is reported the owners are going to pull the plug on the Blue Cocks if they do not produce a winning season. “We’re gonna yank the plug on your season the same way you’ve been yanking your plug for the last two or three years” -GM

[NFFL @NFFL__]

TRADE DEADLINE FIREWORKS!!!

Jonathan Taylor AND Najee Harris appear to be on the move, league sources tell NFFL.

[Thanks For Coming Out @Thx4CummingOut]

It’s getting cold out and the Johnsons aren’t looking so enormous anymore. Coincidence? I think not. #shrinkage @En0rmousJohnson @NFFL__

[NFFL @NFFL__]

The NFFL feature curse continues…after tonight’s results, Johnson’s and Weiners have each gone 1-2 over the last 3 weeks. With just 3 weeks left until the playoffs, it appears to be anyone’s game!

[NFFL @NFFL__]

And then there were two: after this week, only two undefeated squads remain: Enormous Johnson and Weiner Boys. After meeting in the title game last year, each owner finds themselves feeling the pressure from each other- and themselves. GM’s Charlie and Dayton on the rivalry:

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Developing: the Gruden’s Grindr GM was overheard saying “I would trade for Nathaniel Hackett if it means I get some draft picks with him” at a bar in Knoxville, TN tonight ⁉️ Sounds like a once great franchise is in full rebuild mode.

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Not even a year after winning the NFL MVP, Aaron Rodgers finds himself on the trading block once again, this time receiving no offers as if this morning, league sources tell NFFL.