Thanks For Coming Out

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@En0rmousJohnson @AustinEkeler

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@En0rmousJohnson @FieldOfScreamz We will gladly accept your second round pick next year as a thank you for beating @FieldOfScreamz

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@En0rmousJohnson

[BlueCocks @_BlueCocks]

It is reported the owners are going to pull the plug on the Blue Cocks if they do not produce a winning season. “We’re gonna yank the plug on your season the same way you’ve been yanking your plug for the last two or three years” -GM

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Only way he gets another this year is if you marry him

[Coach Q @FieldOfScreamz]

So excited to have you, Najee! Let’s get you another ring.

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It’s getting cold out and the Johnsons aren’t looking so enormous anymore. Coincidence? I think not. #shrinkage @En0rmousJohnson @NFFL__

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@wienerboys_nffl I’d like the @NFFL__ to revisit this tweet in a Kupple of weeks

[NFFL @NFFL__]

The proposal found in the comments only needs 3 more teams for majority

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@NFFL__ League owners (just us so far) calling to have their team renamed to “Average Johnson”

[NFFL @NFFL__]

BREAKING: Thanks For Coming Out projected for an “imminent demise”, league sources tell NFFL 😉😉😉

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@NFFL__ cursed us with a puff piece about our soft ass team. Please write an article on our downfall and imminent demise to break the hex.

[NFFL @NFFL__]

BREAKING:
Jimmy (handsome) Garoppolo is headed to Thanks for Coming out for a 2nd round draft pick, league sources tell NFFL. Field of Screams describes this move as a “vote of confidence” in their young QB Justin Fields (pictured)

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@wienerboys_nffl @JaredGoff16 @DAndreSwift @jswaggdaddy @amonra_stbrown As they say: “You must Lion the bed the way you make it”

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@NFFL__ We’ve been very anal with how we’ve run our team this year. The organization has done everything we can to correct last years performance

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Given this year’s turnaround, TFCO certainly is the cream of the crop when it comes to coming from behind. Let’s see if they will pull out ahead on the backside of this season.

[NFFL @NFFL__]

Halfway through the season. Dean Gullberry has some updated predictions:

LOCKS: Enormous Johnson, Big Things to Cum, Thanks for Coming Out

CONTENDERS: Weiner Boys

IN THE HUNT: Field of Screams, Clyde, Bassholes, Mommies

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@NFFL__ Wow some of these coaches don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground

[NFFL @NFFL__]

COACHES POLL:
1. Enormous Johnson (unanimous)
2. Weiner Boys
3. Big Things to Cum
4. Thanks for Coming Out
5. Bass holes
6. Blue Cocks
7. Mommies & Masseuses
8. Team 9
9. Field of Screams
10. Red Rockets
11. Straight Cash Homie
12. Gruden’s Grindr

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@NFFL__ Official statement from the owner: “We knew playing an undefeated team that we needed to try something nobody else had tried yet vs the Wieners. So our organization decided to just not play a TE at all and we beat the shit out of them. Thanks for coming out @wienerboys_nffl ”