Toxic Masculinity

Aussie comedy writer. You laughed at my stuff. Hiding from my Hollywood employers between RW social media rants. Future Space Force pilot. Epic archery skills.

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Today, in my workshop, I had to explain to a Millennial apprentice that there are only two genders of knobs that can be made- Male and Female.

Also, that there are only two genders of humans that can be made.

Except for Jamie Lee Curtis...

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@CassandraRules It's only rape if you can hear them say No. Through the ball gag...

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@cvillejamied @JeffreyMAGA Progressives' unjustified claim of an intellectual higher ground is why they lost in 2016- and had to concoct absurd Russian conspiracy theories to rationalise it.

It will be your downfall in 2020 as well.

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@cvillejamied @JeffreyMAGA FWIW...You are being mocked for your childlike (read: progressive) view of how government- and the shadow government within the bureaucracy- actually work.

And rightfully so...

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@AnnikaSkywalker @MondayBlu3 #JeffreyEpsteinDidntTorchTheWildeCollection

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@AnnikaSkywalker @AmyiCzyk @11s_7s You look like a Proud Boy who would not be entirely opposed to occasional dick...

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@AnnikaSkywalker @MondayBlu3 This is why you're both single...

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So it turns out when you use a witch's spell candles to wax your wood-shop planer, they consider it...less than optimal.

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@LionOfSparta @michaelmalice In the Kurds defence...they were Armenians after all.

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@AnnikaSkywalker Psycho Ex-GF. Always default to the psycho bitches over avions.

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@michaelmalice George Washington today: "You people are about a century overdue for that whole Tree of Liberty refreshing thing."

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@AnnikaSkywalker @MondayBlu3 This is why they'll find you dead and all alone. In front of an algae-filled aquarium, with hungry cats nibbling at your toes.

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@michaelmalice His brother Lex is a real shit stirrer.

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@michaelmalice Only a douche would go in there...

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@CNN Only a douche would go in there...

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@MattsIdeaShop This is why I celebrate Kwanza. Gives me an extra day of shopping.

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@michaelmalice Humanism: The religion for people who think they're too smart for religion.

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@CryptTrash @CraigRetchless @ewarren And without a functioning, powerful engine that load just sits there. Rotting.

Like Venezuela. Cuba. Soviet Union. Well, you get it.

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@ewarren Nailing down that critical .001 trans vote for 2020. This is how elections are won...

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@MondayBlu3 Both are right. Depending upon whether you open the lid or not...