Jesus of Beach

lord of the dance and all mankind. Hash tag son of God. I am thinking Arby's and titty glitter.

[Pat Fitzmaurice @Fitz_FF]

Line of the week: "... flakier than Amari Cooper's hands after a croissant breakfast." Bravo, @Pat_Thorman. 👏

[Jesus of Beach @NFLjesusOFvb]

@LateRoundQB @ScottBarrettDFB Me.

[PFF @PFF]

No pass-rusher in the NFL has been more productive through three weeks than DeMarcus Lawrence

[Jesus of Beach @NFLjesusOFvb]

@petridishes I would consider putting it in your ass.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

New shirt from @BreakingTCo ($24)

[Jesus of Beach @NFLjesusOFvb]

@Covers_Vegas @MGMGrand @Covers You are kinda a tool.

[Jeff Ratcliffe @JeffRatcliffe]

As expected, Xavier Rhodes shadowed Mike Evans in Week 3. Was on him for 73% of routes. Evans caught 4-of-8 targets for 36 yds and 0 TDs

[Jesus of Beach @NFLjesusOFvb]

@DB_BettingPicks Zing!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Panthers WR Kelvin Benjamin (knee) did not suffer a major injury, based on early indications. One source said he's "fine."

[Jesus of Beach @NFLjesusOFvb]

@ToddFuhrman Football pools are still a thing. Nothing about their punditry is nuanced. "Terry Bradshaw really got me thinking" said no one, ever.

[Todd Fuhrman @ToddFuhrman]

Steelers aren't coming out for the national anthem but credit the Ravens for a true sign of solidarity by not showing up for their game

[COMMANDERS FOOTBALL @HogsHaven]

Report: Redskins RB Rob Kelley, TE Jordan Reed likely OUT vs Raiders Sunday Night

https://t.co/uB82Ky5P14

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

Whether he wins or loses, I’ve been told by a number of players, going against Tom Brady in NE won’t rattle Deshaun Watson. Unreal poise.

[Jake Ciely @allinkid]

Reminder Apology: BUSY Sunday Mornings 😕
RANKS: https://t.co/dbctFyQyCQ
Also: Henry Top 15 if Murray OUT but 4p

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

Brutal https://t.co/CdcrifE6gA

[Jesus of Beach @NFLjesusOFvb]

@MatthewACherry @clarencehilljr When are black people going to start tipping equally?

[Todd Fuhrman @ToddFuhrman]

When it comes to betting games if everyone loves an underdog there's a good chance that dog usually has fleas

[Mike Beers @beerswater]

Better idea than #DraftKingsPizzaChallenge: get the pizza, turn to wife/gf, say "I will eat this in under 10 min if you don't give me $100"

[Heath Cummings @heathcummingssr]

55% of you should be playing OBJ over Brown in GPPs. 45% of you should take a class in probabilities. https://t.co/jS1dKPhK4A

[Bet Labs Sports @Bet_Labs]

#Bills +900 longshots to make the playoffs

With stout defense and easy schedule, value on BUF based on 10k sims

https://t.co/kSjaxtIM4H