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[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

🌟How I turned 10e into a 70e Portfolio🌟

A general thread on NFT strategies I follow and personal views. 🧵⬇️

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

New CEO @mfigge

Let's go BAYC

Return to monke

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

@BasedDaedalus Indeed

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

Just met a cute girl at the rooftop bar i’m at

like unreal. outfit insane. watch doing quiet luxury numbers. aura so calm you’d think she meditates with venture capitalists.

we start talking markets

she asks what i’m into

i say crypto

her eyes light up like i just said “tax free yield”

we’re vibing. drinks flowing. skyline glowing like a product launch keynote.

she goes “so what’s your strategy?”

and that’s where a normal person would say “mostly long term”

but unfortunately my brain runs full diagnostics

i go:

“perps or spot”
“you hedging delta or just vibes”
“cross margin or isolated”
“funding farming or directional”
“you tracking liquidation heatmaps”
“oi shifts?”
“basis?”
“who’s your venue”

she smiles and goes
“oh i just buy stuff on my phone”
i say “ok like on what exchange”

she says “coinbase… sometimes robinhood”

my internal risk engine started beeping

i say “ok but like… how do you decide entries”

she goes

“mostly tiktok”

bro.

tiktok.

she pulls out her phone and shows me a guy pointing at a chart with five arrows and the caption

“THIS COIN WILL 1000X TONIGHT”

i felt my blood pressure enter price discovery

i ask “do you at least set stop losses”

she goes “nah i just hold until it comes back”

HOLD UNTIL IT COMES BACK

my drink suddenly tasted like a margin call

i try one last save

i go “ok but you track your pnl somewhere right”

she says

“yeah the app shows green or red”

GREEN OR RED

that’s the entire analytics stack

her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking crypto”

and before my frontal lobe could intervene i said

“yeah she’s a trader but her strategy is manifestation and a ring light”

silence.

the kind of silence where even the bartender pauses mid-shake

she walks away

my friend comes over like “bro she was cute what happened”

i said “she said she trades but her risk management is vibes and motivational music”

he said “so?”

SO???

i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose portfolio strategy is

buy
hope
vibrate

no hedges
no thesis
no exits
infinite conviction

could’ve gotten her number

but she now knows i respect liquidity

and honestly that’s worth more 💀

[daedalus @BasedDaedalus]

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at

like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b.

we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job.

then coding comes up.

she goes “yeah i code”

my soul did a hard restart

i’m like oh word “what do you build?”

she says

“mostly vibe-coding rn”

and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s fire” and get her number

but unfortunately i was built in a lab

i go:

“ok define vibe-coding”
“claude code or codex”
“cursor agent mode or raw dogging prompts”
“you got git or just vibes”
“tests?”
“types?”
“deploy?”
“rollback?”
“you read diffs or click accept like a casino addict”

she starts laughing like i’m joking

i was entering forensic mode.

she says “i just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda works”

i say “works where”

she says “like… on my laptop”

i say “so localhost cosplay”

bro.

and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm

the vibe died instantly

DIED

flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod.

i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least push to github”

she says “sometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop folders”

DESKTOP FOLDERS

i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance.

her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking tech”

and i accidentally say

“she said she’s a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine intervention”

she goes “wait no i made a website”

i said “a figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for help”

SILENCE.

like biblical silence.

they walked away. she did not look back.

my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened”

i said “she called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over it”

he said “so?”

SO???

i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ‘refresh and re-prompt’???

she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow

zero tests
zero repos
zero shame
infinite vibes

could’ve had her number

but she now knows i respect source control

and honestly that’s worth more

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

AI

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

1/ Meet @WheresBroox (Broox Bauer), one of the multiple @AxiomExchange employees allegedly abusing the lack of access controls for internal tools to lookup sensitive user details to insider trade by tracking private wallet activity since early 2025.

[Allo @allodev]

BREAKING: @MagicEden is closing its NFT marketplace for all EVM chains & Bitcoin

[Xeer @Xeer]

Don’t worry you’ll want it again when it’s $400k+. Completely normal human psychology.

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

There's still room for moon in 2025

But time's running out

Gold, Stocks, Crypto, Inflation, Unemployment all up

Where traditionally they had inverse relationships

Markets behaving irrationally

Watch your bankroll. Risk Manage

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

Trading takes discipline

A shitload of it

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

@delbrok0 @CryptoGarga @BoredApeYC Not all heroes wear capes.

[Del Broko @delbrok0]

Garga @CryptoGarga wanted to be judged after Apefest, so here's my evaluation: 7 @BoredApeYC bought after the event.
Congrats to the team for a dope event and for all the collabs that reinforce our position at top of the JPEG chain. The Bored brand has never looked more alive.

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

There's still room for moon in 2025

But time's running out

Gold, Stocks, Crypto, Inflation, Unemployment all up

Where traditionally they had inverse relationships

Markets behaving irrationally

Watch your bankroll. Risk Manage

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

One of my greatest trading flaws is I don't define a timefame to exit enough.

When opening a position,

Are you a 10 second swing trader?

1-day trader? Trigger event?

Or keeping the red position and becoming a bagholder?

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

Timing is everything

If I had started 1 week earlier, my airdrop would have been est. >$300k😮‍💨

But my actual airdrop was 4 digits

Sometimes, timing or catching things early is everything

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

Started "trading" a few weeks ago on @Aster_DEX due to the airdrop opportunity and raked up $43mm in volume so far.

0 profits

Must say it has been extremely humbling

May share some thoughts soon

Meanwhile, stay safe in this period of liquidations

Always risk manage

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

Dear institutional funds

Welcome to crypto

Sincerely since 2020

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

@JamesWynnReal $80,158

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

@pixelord Ok

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

Started "trading" a few weeks ago on @Aster_DEX due to the airdrop opportunity and raked up $43mm in volume so far.

0 profits

Must say it has been extremely humbling

May share some thoughts soon

Meanwhile, stay safe in this period of liquidations

Always risk manage

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

@peesker09 @opensea Wow I hope that covers all the laundry fees 😅

[NFT Alpha Beta 🔮☕ @NFTAlphaBeta]

Thanks for the achievement badge @opensea !

I'm sure it will be meaningfully considered by the OpenSea Foundation.