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Abstract is gonna be big.

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@bryan_johnson @dcbuilder @0xSweep As someone working full time in crypto, you don't need to measure anything. It 100% is an accelerant.

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@jbondwagon Why are we talking about floor prices in 2026 though.

Ape and just be part of the club; vibes and good times.

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@BAYC1K Lots of people just want to complain. Nothing will ever make them happy even if it's the exact thing they asked for two weeks ago.

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Going back to the roots for a while, IYKYK

#SpaceRiders

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@FordMcCartney @Be_like_legend That's because it has real cane sugar instead of corn syrup, not because of the bottle

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Hello yes I would like the ai box with 16 blackwell gpus delivered to my house

[winkle. @w1nklerr]

Nvidia will now pay you to put a mini AI data center on your house

It looks like a normal AC unit in the yard.

But inside sits 16 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs and Dell servers.

A startup called Span builds them, backed by Nvidia.

They bolt onto your home and you get paid for the power and Wi-Fi.

Some estimates put that around $1,000 a month in your pocket.

That is rent money just for hosting a box outside.

Span says it deploys way faster and cheaper than a real data center.

The AI boom is literally moving into the suburbs.

Save this, the grid is getting rebuilt in real time.

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@EvgenyGaevoy actually insane, at least in defi there is a permanent record of your net worth getting zeroed

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Anyone have any contacts at @ambire wallet?

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@jaffathecake how is something like this not a hotfix candidate, especially given it's a regression from the previous version 🤯

[Leuts.eth @A_Leutenegger]

83% of defi "hacks" are access-control related.

This is a solvable problem.

Some things being worked on:
1. A new standard for secure execution
2. New primitives for redundancy
3. Expanding auditing surface areas and drift analysis
4. Transparency via live monitoring
5. Automated mechanisms i.e. circuit breakers

Along with several other large projects this is our major effort right now.

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@mk4_lul but why?

security through obscurity isn't really a thing, this has been shown time and time again with unverified smart contracts

easy enough to be source available + restrictive license to disallow forking if that's the concern

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@WazzCrypto actually a horrible take

large number of recent exploits have been private key/developer opsec related not smart contract exploits

the top protocols are pretty lindy and battle tested, some are formally verified and more of that is coming

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@ferani we getting the band back together?

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@zubic_eth never fucking selling

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@MatiasNisenson 🫠🫠🫠

I'm too old apparently

[Ricky @0xRicky]

The reaction to Ferrari’s first electric car is a reminder of why design matters.

Most people aren’t debating performance. They’re reacting emotionally.

“This doesn’t feel like Ferrari” actually means:
“This no longer feels like the thing I loved.”

Because the strongest brands don’t convince people to belong. They make people feel like they already do.

Ferrari just reminded creatives, in and outside of tech, of an important lesson we often forget:

Design moves people. Specs alone don’t.

And that applies to cars, fashion, and tech.

It might also explain why Abstract has such a strong core community.

The best brands build an unwritten DNA, one that makes users, builders, and partners feel like:

“I belong here.”

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@Trueo_ Polygon isn't a rollup though? Isn't it more of a sidechain/fully separate with a bridge?

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@AvgJoesCrypto @RAILGUN_Project Shielding should be free; charge on unshield only. Incentivizes people to keep funds shielded which is a win win for everyone.

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@pnpmjs yes

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@donnoh_eth @l2beat @LayerZero_Core @chainlink @wormhole @axelar @hyperlane Would also be very interesting to see TVS of these protocols as a comparison across all L1 anchored rollup canonical bridges as well - how much of the broad ETH ecosystem value is dependent on them versus canonical bridges.