Norman the Gnome

I am Norman. I was won on a tombola at Talaton Village Day 2011

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

@netflix
This book would make a cracking series.
Themes of unregulated therapy, power imbalance, sexual exploration, the class system.
It’s a proper page turner!

[Orion Publishing @orionbooks]

Readers are loving Fifty Minutes 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 :

Smart twenty-year-old Dani is desperate to solve her problems.
Therapist Richard Goode is educated, worldly - everything Dani aspires to be.

Will therapy solve her problems or make them worse?
Out now: https://t.co/PazPcGI4V0

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

@Tracy_Chevalier Oh no! Gutted 😥

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@Tracy_Chevalier Is 'Ammomite' currently being filmed in Lyme Regis based on 'Remarkable Creatures'?

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Nice one @Tesco - bang on trend with your new range, including a mate of mine riding a unicorn. Must-haves.

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

Excellent work @Homebase_uk Honiton.

Bang on trend with your gnome range.

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

Get yourself down to The Talaton Inn tonight, 8.30. A great night guaranteed!

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

@KirstieMAllsopp I am not waiting ON anything!! In Britain, we wait patiently and politely FOR things. 😊

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

Who's up for a Christmas quiz tonight?
The Talaton Inn is the place to be!
Christmas attire required, elves welcome.
🍺🍷🍸🍻🍹☃

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

@StagecoachSW Can you confirm whether Honiton Road Park & Ride will be operating tomorrow for late night shopping? And if so, what time does it run until? Thanks.

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@AsdaServiceTeam There's only room for one gnome in my garden 😡.

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Excellent seasonal gnomeage from @asda 👍🏼

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

Newtown Corner, Talaton.

The sign proofreader was clearly distracted.

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

@RobBrydon You are big in Hong Kong luv.

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@barstewardsons 😰😢😪😥😭😰😢😥😪😭😢😢😭😰

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

@barstewardsons
Whaaaat?
You've sold out already for Talaton in June 2019??!!

From an outraged gnome who didn't get in quick enough 😞

[The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican @barstewardsons]

@BDsfestival You were absolutely shit 'ot! Beautiful weather, an amazing crowd and our favourite BDs to date! Cheers you lovely peeps!

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

Talk about 21st Century!
You can book tickets for this village event on the tinternet! 💻

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

Coming to the best village hall ever in October...
Talaton obvs 😉.

[Villages in Action @VillagesIAction]

Our Autumn season is now live and tickets are on sale! We're so excited to share our programme of amazing theatre, dance, circus, poetry, laughter, puppetry, and music from across the world in community spaces across Devon. See what's on near you: https://t.co/oNSwBzbcHu

[Norman the Gnome @NGnome]

#BlackCatAppreciationDay
Please note the top notch black cat kitchen roll holder acquired at Talaton Village Day.

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@PDSA_HQ That Friday Feeling...